sorul82?
<font color=red>I have an alibi<br><font color=lim
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First order of business, buy mugs. If we are to get our moneys worth, we needed to start using these puppies right away! Yep, it was such a trip altering event that I dont even remember the first round of drinks. 
Im sure icees for the kidlets since they had been banned from icees since their little episode at Target. Sirius probably got coffee. Oh yeah, we are so deviant that we only bought 4 mugs for the 5 of us! Utah Mama is sure to love this scandalous act. 
Next business: attempt to apply 1 day tickets to APs. We head back to our van parked in the VIP lot .aka guest check in, so we can drive to MGM. We are driving over to MGM for two reasons: 1. so we can ride the tram .I know, but hey we like it! and 2. we dont know how the busses work yet, and we need to be able to make a quick getaway. No, we arent stealing anything yet! Just kidding!! Felonys days of petty theft are over and I overestimated the value of her last five finger discount. I looked at the charms again later in this trip, and they were $3 each not $8 .and while $18 is different than $48, it was still wrong. But enough of that. We needed to have our vehicle handy because I wasnt sure how grandpa would do with the 10 pages of maps that I printed out for him. I really, really wished they would have flown, but he was worried about their liquid medicines, and grandma always overpacks. She told me she packed enough underwear for her to have three accidents a day. Ok, TMI! Back to the story .Finding a nice looking unsuspecting CM was no problem. The nice target, uh CM, I selected was actually from NC. We could speak each others language!
A little rant: I dont know why some here on the DIS make such bold statements about what can and cannot be done? There was absolutely no problem applying the one day tix, and we are now the proud owners of 5 APs!! Rant over. The hairy part was getting the approval from Chase. Apparently this large purchase combined with a string of charges from NC to FL was suspicious, so I had to give a sworn statement of my recent purchases including those at SOB. Yes sir, one leather whip
but its not for me, its for my friend, Twinkie Mama. You see, she and Mr. Twinkie Mama just celebrated their 10th anniversary. No, Twinkie isnt their real name. And one horny old geezer, an I love an SOB keychain, worlds largest fly swatter, etc. Yes, I also purchased a king size 3 Musketeers and Dt Mt Dew. Yes, I also purchased a Dt Mt Dew in Santee, SC, one in GA, one in FL. Purchase at Staples? Oh, that must have been done by my DH
no not designated hitter, it means Darling Husband
.yes, he is sweet. At staples, oh yes, that was laminating sheets to protect LGMHPC that we stole from Home Depot. Its a strange thing we do at Disney to let people, who we havent met, know that we belong to a secret lime green club. No, Im sure Mickey isnt aware we are doing this. No sir, I havent been drinking this morning. Good thing I didnt purchase anything embarrassing! Finally, after answering more questions about relatives, our purchase was approved. After all that, I think we need to go back to the hotel for a break
.yeah, right!
I find the Loud family resting on one of the many Disney benches brought to our attention, thank you Dave! I said to my family, what are you people waiting for? There is fun to be had! In my excitement to see AP on the scanner, I forgot to take note as to if MGM had the old two finger scanners, or the new one finger scanners. Is it that important? Did someone really start a thread about this? In case you are dying to know, MK has the new one finger scanners. Anyhow, we did it! We are inside our first park as resort guests with free dining and we are annual passholders!!! I think I need a moment .talk amongst yourselves .Ill give you a topic: credit hoarding.
Im sure icees for the kidlets since they had been banned from icees since their little episode at Target. Sirius probably got coffee. Oh yeah, we are so deviant that we only bought 4 mugs for the 5 of us! Utah Mama is sure to love this scandalous act. Next business: attempt to apply 1 day tickets to APs. We head back to our van parked in the VIP lot .aka guest check in, so we can drive to MGM. We are driving over to MGM for two reasons: 1. so we can ride the tram .I know, but hey we like it! and 2. we dont know how the busses work yet, and we need to be able to make a quick getaway. No, we arent stealing anything yet! Just kidding!! Felonys days of petty theft are over and I overestimated the value of her last five finger discount. I looked at the charms again later in this trip, and they were $3 each not $8 .and while $18 is different than $48, it was still wrong. But enough of that. We needed to have our vehicle handy because I wasnt sure how grandpa would do with the 10 pages of maps that I printed out for him. I really, really wished they would have flown, but he was worried about their liquid medicines, and grandma always overpacks. She told me she packed enough underwear for her to have three accidents a day. Ok, TMI! Back to the story .Finding a nice looking unsuspecting CM was no problem. The nice target, uh CM, I selected was actually from NC. We could speak each others language!
A little rant: I dont know why some here on the DIS make such bold statements about what can and cannot be done? There was absolutely no problem applying the one day tix, and we are now the proud owners of 5 APs!! Rant over. The hairy part was getting the approval from Chase. Apparently this large purchase combined with a string of charges from NC to FL was suspicious, so I had to give a sworn statement of my recent purchases including those at SOB. Yes sir, one leather whip
but its not for me, its for my friend, Twinkie Mama. You see, she and Mr. Twinkie Mama just celebrated their 10th anniversary. No, Twinkie isnt their real name. And one horny old geezer, an I love an SOB keychain, worlds largest fly swatter, etc. Yes, I also purchased a king size 3 Musketeers and Dt Mt Dew. Yes, I also purchased a Dt Mt Dew in Santee, SC, one in GA, one in FL. Purchase at Staples? Oh, that must have been done by my DH
no not designated hitter, it means Darling Husband
.yes, he is sweet. At staples, oh yes, that was laminating sheets to protect LGMHPC that we stole from Home Depot. Its a strange thing we do at Disney to let people, who we havent met, know that we belong to a secret lime green club. No, Im sure Mickey isnt aware we are doing this. No sir, I havent been drinking this morning. Good thing I didnt purchase anything embarrassing! Finally, after answering more questions about relatives, our purchase was approved. After all that, I think we need to go back to the hotel for a break
.yeah, right!I find the Loud family resting on one of the many Disney benches brought to our attention, thank you Dave! I said to my family, what are you people waiting for? There is fun to be had! In my excitement to see AP on the scanner, I forgot to take note as to if MGM had the old two finger scanners, or the new one finger scanners. Is it that important? Did someone really start a thread about this? In case you are dying to know, MK has the new one finger scanners. Anyhow, we did it! We are inside our first park as resort guests with free dining and we are annual passholders!!! I think I need a moment .talk amongst yourselves .Ill give you a topic: credit hoarding.
I'm loving it! Keep it coming. 
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Now Grandpa would never admit to such act. Nope, we heard this tid bit of juiciness from Grandma. 
Uh huh.... keep it comin', sister.
