Ok, I just have to tell you all this especially since you all know what a goof John is.
Last night we were out with friends at this Bar & Grill we have been going to for the past 2 months. They have Karaoke on Saturday night and some of these people are pretty good. Cheap beer and good entertainment - you can't go wrong.
Last night as we were enjoying a few

John leaves the table but he's back in a couple of minutes. When he gets back he's awfully quiet (and you all know John isn't a very quiet person). We finally get out of him that when he opened the door to leave the bathroom he looked across the hallway and saw written on the other door
MENS.
He thought it was a little odd that there was a vase of flowers on the sink counter top. He then let us know that the paper towel machine was empty in the ladies room and he was not about to tell anyone working there that he knew this.