20041218-cruise-friends-memories Part 5

[ohiominnie]

Warning to camera experts: I will be asking for help! If you see me coming with camera in hand, run the other way as fast as you can!!!

Run to Mike. He loves techy stuff like that and will be more than happy to help! Just make sure before he leaves that you actually try it for yourself. On more than one occasion he's shown me how to do something and as soon as he's gone I forget what it was!

 

[ohiominnie]

Yep....close to 4000......maybe I can come up with something PROFOUND to say. But I seriously doubt it.

If I know you it will probably be something like "TOP!!!!!"

 

[ohiominnie]

ATTENTION!!!

I'm not sure if Bear knew they were missing, but I have found 15 of his long lost relatives that had run off to join the circus!!

If Bear, or anyone else for that matter, would like to see the lost family members, go here:
(make sure you pass your mouse over the bears)

http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier

 

[justmestace]

If I know you it will probably be something like "TOP!!!!!"

Either that, or Lisa will beat me to it, and instead of Profound, it will be Profane!!

 

[justmestace]

ATTENTION!!!

I'm not sure if Bear knew they were missing, but I have found 15 of his long lost relatives that had run off to join the circus!!

If Bear, or anyone else for that matter, would like to see the lost family members, go here:
(make sure you pass your mouse over the bears)

http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier

Too cute! Can I get paid to sit around and think stuff up like this?
Guess not, "think" was a key word there.

 

[justmestace]

Best go get in the shower...(or, as my Dad would say) before they take me out in the backyard and turn the hose on me!!Doesn't everyone's Dad have corny sayings???

 

[ohiominnie]

Doesn't everyone's Dad have corny sayings???

I was just telling the kids the other day how my dad used to say "you were so ugly as a kid, we had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!"

 

[Hercules10]

Out of curiosity...did anyone here receive a cabin upgrade? I noticed the only cabins left are Cat. 5s.

 

[Dancind]

Ok i know i should be thinking about the cruise and i am, 100%. BUT i was wondering if any knew if there is a place to watch ABC on the ship??? See THe 1st sunday on the ship is the last episode of Desperate Housewives befores it goes on a 2-3 week break. I am addicted to it and i don't want to miss it. Anyone know if i could watch it on the ship??? Thanks.

Chris

Chris, if you want to storm Diversions and demand that they put it on, we're with you! Maybe you could help us do the same for Lost?

 

[ohiominnie]

lookin' for a bottom....

 

[ohiominnie]

and now a TOP!!

Shameless, I know!

 

[DW4US]

and now a TOP!!

Shameless, I know!

Naughty!!!! You better be nice or Santa might not visit you!!!!

 

[tinkfan]

Tina, I think your kids may have sent their germs down our way. Both kids got up just after going to bed and visited the porcelain god. Not good! DD has her choir concert tomorrow, and I reminded her that it's a BIG part of her music grade. So now I'm awake waiting for them to fall asleep. Kind of hoping it was just something they ate at the oriental buffet. Although the only thing that both of them ate was the sherbert, and I don't know if you could get contaminated frozen stuff.

Lisa,
I hope your kids are feeling better today. Mine are back at school. Not sure they feel 100% but mean mommy made them go anyway. They never ran a fever or did any throwing up!

 

[WVMD]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was
dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
innocently. You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You
know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't
move."

Virgil
TFD

 

[WVMD]

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy
thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and
keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan,
come in or stay out!'"

Virgil
Pirate: TFD

 

[WVMD]

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he
asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me
tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't
dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was
broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
Virgil
TFD

 

[ohiominnie]

A long silence was
broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

I've enjoyed all of these, Virgil!!

 

[WVMD]

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the
children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One
little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat
down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is
it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the
pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a ***** to
iron."

Virgil


(I'm sure that you can figure out what was edited out by the DIS)

 

[WVMD]

OK - it's going to edit this one too.... But if you figured out the blank in my previous post - you can figure this one out too....

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two
plus five, that son of a ***** is seven."
"Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...." His mother heard
what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy
answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your
teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are
learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say
two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them
was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Virgil
TFD

 

[justmestace]

I was just telling the kids the other day how my dad used to say "you were so ugly as a kid, we had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!"

That, and...."When you were born, you were so ugly, they spanked your Mother!"