20041218-cruise-friends-memories Part 5

[Dancind]

Um, better wait until after we pack though. Before that, every surface will probably be covered.

 

[tinkfan]

All caught up. Only took an hour. Nah....I was answering e-mails, too. That was a one-cup read!


Attention Late Diners......the first group:
Our rotation is set...APL
And our seating arrangements are made.
We are good to go....
and we have one empty seat for ScubaMatt. Seriously.

Thanks for all your hard work! Sent you a PM.

 

[tinkfan]

Karen, you are welcome to use our cabin too. Shirley said it comes in a nice box. I am hoping it at least has handles for easy carrying!

 

[ohiominnie]

Virgil....subtle. That's the key word
Diana...no, he didn't get the jewlery buying gene. Course, I don't wear a lot of it, but I do *need* a pearl necklace for all of these formal nights, don't I?
Diana and Tina, Thanks for the offer to babysit my tree! If it comes with a box, maybe that won't be so bad. I just had visions of me carrying the tree with all of the ornaments dangling and falling! ACK!

 

[ohiominnie]

Karen, you are welcome to use our cabin too. Shirley said it comes in a nice box. I am hoping it at least has handles for easy carrying!

Maybe we need to put "3 foot length of twine" on our list....worst case scenerio we poke holes in two sides, near the top, and fashion our own carrying handle!!

 

[ohiominnie]

Kids keep asking if Bear is online. They are appalled that Mary and Mark have gone to work and have left him all alone!! Doesn't Bear have a nanny that could help him post?

Bear better be ready for some major lovin' on this cruise!!!

 

[djs113]

Stacey,

I was just on the phone with Debbie 1 from DCL, she asked me to get in touch with you and for you to call her regarding the late seating.

- David

All caught up. Only took an hour. Nah....I was answering e-mails, too. That was a one-cup read!


Attention Late Diners......the first group:
Our rotation is set...APL
And our seating arrangements are made.
We are good to go....
and we have one empty seat for ScubaMatt. Seriously.

 

[jhemond]

For all the divers out there.....

Q: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

















A: A nervous wreck!

 

[jhemond]

There were 3 friends stranded in an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" then poof he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" then poof he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here. Poof, his two friends were back in the island.

 

[djs113]

Everyone must've had a late night last night

awfully quiet here today

- D

 

[ohiominnie]

Everyone must've had a late night last night

awfully quiet here today

- D

Cramming in school on days we don't have performances. Have printed out our extensive prep lists and packing lists. Now that I have an official "list" I'm going to get something done. Already have stopped the newspaper and mail delivery and emailed our friends about cat care while we're gone. I'm on a roll now!

 

[djs113]

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers."
The bartender obliges him.

The guy looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more beers."

So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.

So the bartender asks, "What's in your wallet that you keep looking at?"

So the man opens his wallet and says, "The more I drink, the prettier my wife gets."

 

[djs113]

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all builders and they were working on a sky-scraper. They always ate lunch on the top of the building. The brunette always had a ham sandwich for her lunch, The red head always had a cheese sandwich, and the blonde always had a turkey sandwich. One day they all got sick of always having the same thing to eat everyday, so they made a deal. They all said that if they brought the same sandwich they usually bring, they would have to jump off of the top of the building.
The next day, the blonde was found dead on the ground by the building. The husbands of the three builders were there and they started to talk. The red head's husband said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a peanut butter and jelly j so she wouldn't jump off."

The husband of the brunette said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a turkey sandwich so she wouldnt jump off."

They both looked at the husband of the blonde and he said:" Don't look at me, my wife packs her own lunch!"

 

[Juletime]

Everyone must've had a late night last night

awfully quiet here today

- D

Not a late night, just a rough morning. We got burgled sometime in the night. Cleaned out both cars, got in the garage but thankfully not the house. The took the electric gate opener and garage opener so we expect them to return. So the morning is spent itemizing, police and my DH is loading up on security. They came over the rear fence, so I think he is putting up barbs on the inside. OF course changing on the codes. They really didnt get much but it feels so violated and then there is the time we will be away.

Drats

 

[WVMD]

Not a late night, just a rough morning. We got burgled sometime in the night. Cleaned out both cars, got in the garage but thankfully not the house. The took the electric gate opener and garage opener so we expect them to return. So the morning is spent itemizing, police and my DH is loading up on security. They came over the rear fence, so I think he is putting up barbs on the inside. OF course changing on the codes. They really didnt get much but it feels so violated and then there is the time we will be away.

Drats

Jeri - ouch.... Yes - you definitely feel violated when that happens.... Sorry to hear about it.....

Virgil
TFD

 

[djs113]

Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common?












A: They're all married.

 

[djs113]

Defining teenagers


A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

 

[djs113]

Jeri,

that is awful !!!!

glad that no one was hurt .....

you will definitely need a drink or two on the ship

I will buy the first one for you!!

- D

Not a late night, just a rough morning. We got burgled sometime in the night. Cleaned out both cars, got in the garage but thankfully not the house. The took the electric gate opener and garage opener so we expect them to return. So the morning is spent itemizing, police and my DH is loading up on security. They came over the rear fence, so I think he is putting up barbs on the inside. OF course changing on the codes. They really didnt get much but it feels so violated and then there is the time we will be away.

Drats

 

[scuba.mom]

Chicken tenders are easy for us to hold for them as we tell them they can't go down the Mickey slide one more time until they take a bite of something. Bite of chicken tender and whoosh, they are off! Embarkation day usually involves them eating 1/3 of a chicken tender!

Although the scuba children love shrimp, they usually only remain with us for a short time before having to go visit "Pizza Man". This is there favorite meal on Deck 9. They eat pizza and go to scoops the first afternnon. They want to make sure they don't miss either experience. With a ten day cruise, I think there are safe.

 

[ohiominnie]

They really didnt get much but it feels so violated and then there is the time we will be away.

Jeri,
How AWFUL! We had a van broken into in August and money wise they didn't get *that* much (just a radar detector, $40 cash, and about 10 DVDs) but, like you, I felt violated. Just didn't feel *safe* in my little country home.
You surely don't need this as you try to get ready to go on vacation!!
I'm glad they didn't get into your house!!!!