#18 for the Dugger family!

[OneTreeHill]

Watch, they'll probably start making them up.
"Jaurstr, help Joirnes out with his homework please!"
"Jamrosa, can you please cook dinner dear?"

I don't think they've used my name yet.

Jessica.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

I don't think they've used my name yet.

Jessica.

Yeah, and the BEASTIEST J name at that!

:O
Its my name too!!
How dare them!!

You know what they will be like "This is Jessica, and he little sister Jess, and this is her little brother Jessie"

xD

That IS in a perfect world of course....

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Or just name them :

Junkie and Juvie

OR

J.D. short for Juvenile Delinquent

 

[Disney.Ears]

I don't think they've used my name yet.

Jessica.

If it's a girl, I wouldn't be surprised if that was her name.

Or just name them :

Junkie and Juvie

OR

J.D. short for Juvenile Delinquent

 

[lpe_bratz]

Or just name them :

Junkie and Juvie

OR

J.D. short for Juvenile Delinquent

 

[tinkerbell12]

Someone needs to tell their mom that she's not a magic show.

It's not like 'oh let's see how many babies you can pop outta your vag."

 

[BabyPiglet]

I'm sure her 'down there' must look like it was mauled by a rabid dog or something. Okay....that was mean.

Juliette is a nice name.

 

[Disney.Ears]

I'm sure her 'down there' must look like it was mauled by a rabid dog or something. Okay....that was mean.

Juliette is a nice name.

This is terrible, it's so easy to make jokes about this! Hahaha.

Oooh, it is. Very, I don't know. But I like it!

 

[BabyPiglet]

I'm sorry, I have no self-control, I can't help but crack jokes.

 

[lpe_bratz]

I'm sure her 'down there' must look like it was mauled by a rabid dog or something. Okay....that was mean.

Juliette is a nice name.

omg jenny.

 

[cindys_castle2011]

they are seriously going to over-populate the state of Arkansas
Their gonna have to start evacuating soon.

But as far as names go their saying for a
girl:
Jasmine
Joselyn
Juliette
Julianna
Jessica
Jewel

Boy:
Jacob
Jordan
Joel
Jarred
Jefferson
Jack.

I personally think, she's insane. I mean how can you? how could you? why would someone...? Ugh i dont even know.

 

[BabyPiglet]

they are seriously going to over-populate the state of Arkansas
Their gonna have to start evacuating soon.

But as far as names go their saying for a
girl:
Jasmine
Joselyn
Juliette
Julianna
Jessica
Jewel

Boy:
Jacob
Jordan
Joel
Jarred
Jefferson
Jack.

I personally think, she's insane. I mean how can you? how could you? why would someone...? Ugh i dont even know.

I live in Arkansas, I'd be fine if I was forced to move somewhere else.

 

[Disney.Ears]

I'm sorry, I have no self-control, I can't help but crack jokes.

It's entertaining. But it's such a...weird topic that anyone can do it! Haha.

 

[BabyPiglet]

OH. MY. GOD. I think I almost fell out of my chair when I read this.

Wanna know why so many of the kids sleep in the same room? It's to prevent any of them from having the idea to...touch themselves.

They really have NO privacy at all. The only time they can get 15 minutes alone is when they are scheduled for the 'prayer closet'. They even have 2 toilets in the bathroom with no seperating wall...can you imagine? I feel so so sorry for those kids.

 

[Disney.Ears]

OH. MY. GOD. I think I almost fell out of my chair when I read this.

Wanna know why so many of the kids sleep in the same room? It's to prevent any of them from having the idea to...touch themselves.

They really have NO privacy at all. The only time they can get 15 minutes alone is when they are scheduled for the 'prayer closet'. They even have 2 toilets in the bathroom with no seperating wall...can you imagine? I feel so so sorry for those kids.

WHERE DID YOU READ THAT?!

 

[BabyPiglet]

WHERE DID YOU READ THAT?!

On the CB.

They are also very anti-Cabbage Patch doll. They believe the dolls cause 'strange and destructive behavior in children that could only be alleviated when the dolls were removed or destroyed.'

There's a whole list of things...let me get it.

...anti beards for men (unless they have a prior "religious conviction" about having them)
...anti short hair for women
...anti all contemporary music of any kind, including Christian
...anti adoption (when you adopt a child, they inherit generational curses from their birth parents and these must be researched, discovered, and specifically renounced).
...pro quiverful and pro reversal proceedures
...pro homeschooling (especially ATI)
...against girls having higher education
...anti-dating, pro courtship, parent-led
...believes that adult children are under the authority of their parents till married
...anti Cabbage Patch dolls
...circumcision is the biblical choice for parents of baby boys
...diseases have a spiritual root
...anti youth groups, and his followers are often against children in Sunday School
...extreme teachings regarding "eyetraps" (modesty),
...that divorce is unacceptable under any circumstances
...followers are called to "higher standards"

They follow the Bill Gothard organization.

 

[Disney.Ears]

Woah. That's an intense list!

 

[jemberly_ann]

im sorry, but...

im not worried about people being close, im not very self-concious at all, but i still need my space. i mean, seriously people, how would you like it if someone was puking in your room while you tried to sleep?

and...

why so many? my max is going to be 4, unless i have multiples. 18, what do you think their parents think,(michelle and jimbob)

and...
why the j's? after a while, you get into the bad names like jacob and jared(they make bad kids, behavior wise, sorry if ur name's jared or jacob) i would start going through the alphabet.

and...(last one)

they are getting to be too old to have anymore kids. girls are supposed to stop around 35, and men around 40 or 45. thier kids now have a higher chance of a mental problem.

im done.

 

[BabyPiglet]

im sorry, but...

im not worried about people being close, im not very self-concious at all, but i still need my space. i mean, seriously people, how would you like it if someone was puking in your room while you tried to sleep?

and...

why so many? my max is going to be 4, unless i have multiples. 18, what do you think their parents think,(michelle and jimbob)

and...
why the j's? after a while, you get into the bad names like jacob and jared(they make bad kids, behavior wise, sorry if ur name's jared or jacob) i would start going through the alphabet.

and...(last one)

they are getting to be too old to have anymore kids. girls are supposed to stop around 35, and men around 40 or 45. thier kids now have a higher chance of a mental problem.

im done.

WTH. There's nothing wrong with names like Jacob and Jared.

 

[Disney.Ears]

WTH. There's nothing wrong with names like Jacob and Jared.

I know. To the poster who posted that: You're stereotyping. Or if there's a better word for it. But not all kids named Jacob and Jared turn out bad?