catsrule
Mary Jo
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2001
- Messages
- 15,649
1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts
> when they aren't looking.
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go
> off at 5 minute intervals.
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to
> the rest rooms.
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
>tone,
> 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
> M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
> carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and
> tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if
> they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin
> to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it
> as a mirror while you pick your nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department
> ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while
> loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'
>
> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna
> look using different size funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people
> browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud
> speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO!
> It's those voices again!" ---
>
> and last but not least,
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD
> 'We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
>
>
>
>
> when they aren't looking.
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go
> off at 5 minute intervals.
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to
> the rest rooms.
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
>tone,
> 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
> M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
> carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and
> tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if
> they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin
> to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it
> as a mirror while you pick your nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department
> ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while
> loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'
>
> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna
> look using different size funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people
> browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud
> speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO!
> It's those voices again!" ---
>
> and last but not least,
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD
> 'We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
>
>
>
>
ROFLOL!!!!!
