12/09/06 Cruise Continued ~ Pirating Bananas DIS Geekorama Part 2 Part 9

[lbgraves]

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'

'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'

 

[Jhalkias]

Tonight at the parade my son got a "new" kind of candy. He was calling this "new" candy gummie bear m&m's.....can you guess what the "new" candy could be???

Highlight for answer:

Skittles!

I think your son is going to be a poet!

John1

 

[klineyqueen]

NICE PIRATE BRACK!!!!!

 

[melissalv29]

Hi Melissa,

Glad to see CJS's better half finally online.

Have fun catching up - I'm only 36 pages behind (probably due to a posting frenzy for 40k) and I feel like I have a marathon ahead.

Good luck.

John1
(Captain John Banana)

Ha...I'm only 2600 pages behind.... I just don't have time
but now is better than never...THanks John... looking forward to meeting you

 

[lbgraves]

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one evening.
"Honey," the fellow asked, "do you want to have make love tonight?"
"No dear, not tonight," she replied.
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes, that is my final answer!"
"In that case," he said, "may I phone a friend

Great! It's the Becka and Brandi Comedy Show~~

 

[87Heel]

Tonight at the parade my son got a "new" kind of candy. He was calling this "new" candy gummie bear m&m's.....can you guess what the "new" candy could be???

Highlight for answer:

Skittles!

That's the candy the school secretary gives to Walt whenever he gets dragged in with me to a volunteer activity. But he calls them "taste the rainbows" (yeah, from the commercial; guess we watch too much TV)

 

[Jhalkias]

Danke Schoen Elaine. (mitout der Umlaut)

Hi Dennis

Now I need to help get us to 50k to see if I have a chance there . . .

John1

 

[klineyqueen]

Don't worry only 15 days until we hit 50,000!

Is that a challenge?

 

[melissalv29]

Hi Melissa!

Hi Tana... I have to get to know everyone on here
melissa

 

[lbgraves]

I would try, but it wouldn't matter. Any hidden room here would just be full of more c**p anyway. Something else to clean before Thanksgiving!

Sometimes I wish that I could make a room or two disappear.

 

[Jhalkias]

Is that a challenge?

Sounds like one to me!

John1

 

[lbgraves]

DH just brought some laundry in and sat down on the couch. Then I hear "Ewww now I know why there was all this fluff". When DH put the laundry in he just grabbed out of the basket and did not pay attention so he ended up washing AND drying a used pull up! Nathan must have tossed it in there when he was getting undressed one morning! Gross!

ROFL! It happens to all of us. Those kids are so proud of helping us out too.

 

[lillygator]

is it safe to speak GA?

 

[lillygator]

OMG - I give up!

 

[lbgraves]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

Have you guys seen the Evolution of Dance video?

That one is priceless! The guy performed on the Today show too.

 

[klineyqueen]

I did the same thing too... can't have those nasties bashing one of our own. And threatening to trip a child? Pullleeze!!

The trip a child thing annoyed me too!!!

 

[lbgraves]

I love Black Friday shopping. I really love love love it...but MIDNIGHT!!!! Come on!

That's when you have to get in line normally. I like to shop online that day.

 

[elaineteresa]

Stop it Becks! I said DH is home!

I can't be laughing hysterically without him questioning why...

that is too funny!!!

 

[lbgraves]

whaaat? this is not something I was planning on for a long long time!

Yup! He isn't even 8 yet.

 

[DrHug]

Hi Dennis

Now I need to help get us to 50k to see if I have a chance there . . .

John1

Hi John,

Yeah. I really missed that one. Things are just getting faster and faster and I am getting slower and slower. I am just a peel of the old Banana!.


Good one BRACK!!!! Way to go you are the !