12/09/06 Cruise Continued ~ Pirating Bananas DIS Geekorama Part 2 Part 10

[klineyqueen]

I love Dancing with the Stars. I think Mario Lopez is totally hot!! He is on fire in my book!!!

 

[becka]

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference?

Pumpkin Pi.

 

[becka]

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?

A wash-and-werewolf.

 

[klineyqueen]

Guess what I just had as a snack......

This board is PG! Don't tell us what you are doing with your DH in the middle of the day!

 

[becka]

How do ghosts begin letters?

Tomb it may concern...

 

[becka]

What's a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist.

 

[klineyqueen]

This is DH and I at the party on Saturday.

 

[becka]

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and
decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for
laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty
shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his
breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a
ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"


"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my
name!"

 

[klineyqueen]

This was Buzz having a fit because mom wanted to take a pic!!!!

 

[becka]

Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

 

[klineyqueen]

This is Buzz after being told that if mom doesn't get a nice pic he won't go trick or treating!

 

[klineyqueen]

This is Buzz and Rella on Sunday....Eliza was tink again tonight.

 

[klineyqueen]

No slobber here. I only drool over DH.

Aren't you sweet!

 

[lbgraves]

Bad Parent Award -

I've never rented a stroller for DD.... Her first trip was at age 5. She did slow us down a little during rope drop a couple days but she quickly learned that when mom said go, we went.....

As Ty would say..... MOVE THAT KID.....

(On a side note...my feet do hurt really bad by the end of a day in the parks so it's not like it's go go go all day)

LOL! We take our own stroller. DH & I tend to rush thru the park to get where we need to go. I confess to also like having somewhere to put all of our stuff. The kids have ended up taking a nap during the day in the park every time until last December....probably because John's DD was with them. In June they fell asleep after the night parade and stayed in the strollers thru the fireworks. The park didn't close for another hour so DH & I simply pushed them around and we hit a few more rides....taking turns watching them of course ...until it was time to leave.

 

[klineyqueen]

Ok...here would be the situation.

- We tell her she has to stay home and help.
- Whining...
- Explain to her again, WHY she is staying home...
- More whining...maybe some tears.
- Explain to her that crimes have punishment.
- Tears....definite tears.
- Tell her to have a seat and grab some candy and get ready.
- Whining. Whimpering. Kicking. A fit is growing....sirens are going offf all over the county; people are heading for their basements.
- She gets up and tries to go inside...(we sit in the driveway - dogs in house) We get upset and tell her to come back.
- LOUD VOICES!
- Dogs run for cover.
- Doors slammed, whining gets to the point of eardrum damage.
- Dad threatens some more...costume is about to become history.
- More crying and screaming from DD
- Dad is about to reenact scenes from ANY horror movie for the passersby.
- Dad goes inside and the night is over for him....Mom's turn.

Your theory works well if she were to accept the plan...and her punishment in the first place. Chernobyl got nothing on this kid.

So what was the TOT outcome?

 

[87Heel]

Have you met the candy corn fairy?

 

[lbgraves]

Janet - Michael. Who can really tell the difference??

Um....you didn't watch the superbowl two years ago?

 

[87Heel]

This is the best there is of all three together.

 

[klineyqueen]

I got my flu shot today and lost almost 2 pounds at WW weigh in.

Good Job!

 

[lbgraves]

Yes, so now the meth "cooks" get a prescription for each adult and each child, get enough to make a batch and then one month later repeat. That segment of society knows which doc to see to get a rx without question. One rx for each family member.

The thing that annoys me is that I can't get the OTC meds that I need for the kids unless the pharmacy is opened now. The people who are going to do this mess with them are going to get them no matter what. It is simply inconveniencing those of us who end up with sick kids in the middle of the night.