11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #6!

[mom x4 grandma x4]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.
* Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
* Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by then.
* Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids.
* Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
* Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough.
* Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
* Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
* Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
* Curt, age 9

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
* Howard, age 8

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
* Craig, age 9
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[cmom]

I have questions. What the heck is going on with the bananas? Please fill me in . If I can help let me know how.

What are the Twilight series books. I keep hearing about them everywhere but have no idea about them. I'm desperate for a new author to read.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Top of the page for me!!!


One last joke for today


Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.

Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dollar bills and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.

The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.

"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze!!!"

Matt replies, "What...and we weren't?"

 

[J&C's Mom]

What about the Boys in the shoes Did you get that vision

Terri: if I had that vision, I would need more that drinking going on

 

[J&C's Mom]

Terri: I think that vision is in Rocky Horror Picture Show right--and he actually looks good

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I have questions. What the heck is going on with the bananas? Please fill me in . If I can help let me know how.

What are the Twilight series books. I keep hearing about them everywhere but have no idea about them. I'm desperate for a new author to read.

Hi Marie,
Do you mean the bananas we post with our posts?

If so we always try to post lots and lots of them, since we are bananaheads. I count them and at our meet we see how many we have posted since the thread started.
We always try to get more than the year before.
It helps to kill time. sometimes when things are slow, someone will find a new one to post we havnt seen before or just a whole page of cool looking ones, or just our normal we have here.
it is a nanahead tradition .
If you want to help, just post bananas everytime you post.
i fyou dont like our here, you can google
free banana icons and youw lwil find lots of them.
Perhaps someone could post an actual site for you to down load from,

Hope that answers your question,

Kathy

 

[J&C's Mom]

I have questions. What the heck is going on with the bananas? Please fill me in . If I can help let me know how.

What are the Twilight series books. I keep hearing about them everywhere but have no idea about them. I'm desperate for a new author to read.

Twilight series is written by Stephenie Meyer-it is in the young adult section-although it isn't hard to find in a book store because this latest book is the number one best seller. Twilight is the first book of the series.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Poor Okie,
If having a son leave is this hard, what will you do when Chelsea leaves home?? Are you going to move in with her?

Kathy

 

[Dixielady908]

Evening Nanas

Nana BFF's -thanks so much for visions of girls in hooker shoes in my son's room--you are really helping me out--I think I need to start drinking now...

Okie my only suggestion to you is, the less you know the better, believe me....once they "move out" you really dont want to know.....believe me...been there and done that

Here is my joke for today and to start off the new thread


A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."



Terri for your dad. Hope things go well and actually start moving faster for him.

Lorna for your FIL.....here is to hoping that things go well for him also.

Nothing else is going on.....just glad that today is over and tomorrow is Wednesday and 1 day closer to the weekend.

Nothing much else is going on....Later
Denise (11)

 

[J&C's Mom]

Poor Okie,
If having a son leave is this hard, what will you do when Chelsea leaves home?? Are you going to move in with her?

Kathy

Kathy:She's not allowed to leave!

 

[Dixielady908]

I have questions. What the heck is going on with the bananas? Please fill me in . If I can help let me know how.

what do you mean whats going on?

 

[Dixielady908]

Hey, where are all the men tonite?

Elmer.......come out come out wherever you are!!!!!!!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Hey, where are all the men tonite?

Elmer.......come out come out wherever you are!!!!!!!!

I was thinking the same thing.
Elmer must be working over time at walmart today, but where is Verna or the inspector?
Maybe they cant find us

Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Kathy:She's not allowed to leave!

 

[lucky_hiccups]

Maybe it might help me if Elmer or verna would call me on the phone

Miss POOHWHORH,

I'm real sory yer dads in the ER not feelin chiper. I hopes he'll be ok!! Me ur Verna wood be happys to call ya and talk to ya if in ya needs it. Just shoot me one uf them PM's with yer telefone number un I'll runs down to the 7-11 and use the pay fone un Verna er I will call ya. POOHWHORH.....that be a funny name dont ya think? Sowds like yer POOHs WHORH un try as i mite Im havin a hard time trying to pitcher Winnie havin relations?....Im just saying??

 

[lucky_hiccups]

Hey, where are all the men tonite?

Elmer.......come out come out wherever you are!!!!!!!!

I be here Dixielady. Sum of us gots to work ya know? I wun 5 dollars tuday on one uf them scrach un win lotto tickets. I'm happier then a pig in sh*t tuday!! Oh, Verna's callin me fur supper. Got Violet un her 7 kids un 3 step kids over fer dinner. Gots to eat outside cuz the trailer not big enuf.

 

[disneediva]

So I have started reading the first Twilight Book...OMG I love it. I don't want to put it down. It's so much better than I thought it would be. I haven't been this excited about reading since....well since never

It gets better I already read all 4 books/ Now I need to go back and read them again slower this time, they were really good. I told Woo the same thing it was the most excited I had been about a book in forever.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Elmer,
nice to hear from you, so glad you found the new thread today.
Where's Verna at tonight, we miss hearing from her.

Are you folks going to make door signs for the cruise?

Kathy

 

[pgfour]

Are you folks going to make door signs for the cruise?

Kathy

That's a good idea!

 

[pgfour]

It gets better I already read all 4 books/ Now I need to go back and read them again slower this time, they were really good. I told Woo the same thing it was the most excited I had been about a book in forever.

Well golly gee whiz, I better get off to the book store and get me some new books!