11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #4!

[POOHWHORH]

Morning Terri,
is it hot and humid today??

I dont miss the humidity,

kathy

YES! It's Fl.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

YES! It's Fl.

Thats what i thought

Kathy

 

[jollyg]

Where is Greg??
The last 2 days he has been missing a lot

I know this is going to come as a terrible shock to most of you, but I really do have a JOB!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I know this is going to come as a terrible shock to most of you, but I really do have a JOB!

Yes but you have 2 jobs now
The most important one is to post on the boards, then you can do what ever else you need to do.

Better get your priorities straight

kathy

 

[disneediva]

Wendy, thank you so much for the txt this morning. What a nice day to start the day.

Feel the love BFF

 

[disneediva]

I know this is going to come as a terrible shock to most of you, but I really do have a JOB!

LIAR!!!

 

[jollyg]

I already texted Greg this morning and told him to "WAKE UP!!! IT'S TIME TO POST!!!"

I thought you were joking, but when I turned on my cell phone.....there it was!

This was only the second time I've sent or received a "text" on my cell phone!

My laptop has voice recognition software on it, so I just talk and it types.

I looked pretty silly trying to respond to your text. I felt like "Scotty" on Star Trek when they go back in time to bring back whales and he's trying to use the old 80's style computer and picks up the mouse and says "Helloooo computer"!!

 

[woogal]

I know this is going to come as a terrible shock to most of you, but I really do have a JOB!

Really? Then why have you been texting me for the last hour? HUH? WHY? HUH????

 

[woogal]

I felt like "Scotty" on Star Trek when they go back in time to bring back whales and he's trying to use the old 80's style computer and picks up the mouse and says "Helloooo computer"!!

"Keyboard... how quaint!"

 

[jollyg]

Ok you asked for it:

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a West Virginia Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

OOOHHHHH Christine, that was hilarious!!!

Thanks! I needed that today!!

 

[jollyg]

Really? Then why have you been texting me for the last hour? HUH? WHY? HUH????

Ummmm.....another shocker......even though I come from Idaho I can do more then two things at once! (After all I have 4 kids!!)

 

[POOHWHORH]

Christine I sent #22 to a friend from WV that lives is Tx and is going through a Divorce She said it made her laugh and she really needed it today So you did your good deed for today

 

[lvstitch]

My laptop has voice recognition software on it, so I just talk and it types.

I looked pretty silly trying to respond to your text. I felt like "Scotty" on Star Trek when they go back in time to bring back whales and he's trying to use the old 80's style computer and picks up the mouse and says "Helloooo computer"!!

Sounds like something only a person in the CIA would have

 

[POOHWHORH]

Shell don't you have a spreadsheet to make

 

[woogal]

Sounds like something only a person in the CIA would have

Ohmigosh you're right .........

 

[PuppyMommy]

Oh hey! Where can we go to subscribe to the DIS Informer, that's a happenin newspaper.

 

[POOHWHORH]

Sounds like something only a person in the CIA would have

 

[jollyg]

LIAR!!!

I know.....its hard to comprehend, but as Christine can testify to.....I am not Bratt Pitt living off my millions and making baby's with Angelina Jolie?!

Sorry to have to burst your bubble Wendy!

There is a therapy group that meets once a week....if you'd like I'll PM you their phone number!

 

[jollyg]

Sounds like something only a person in the CIA would have

SSSHHHHH, you promised you wouldn't say anything!!

 

[lvstitch]

I know.....its hard to comprehend, but as Christine can testify to.....I am not Bratt Pitt living off my millions and making baby's with Angelina Jolie?!

Sorry to have to burst your bubble Wendy!

There is a therapy group that meets once a week....if you'd like I'll PM you their phone number!

Or maybe you were just wearing a really good disguise