11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #4!

[TiggerKing]

Yes Bob-We're ignoring you

That's my life!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

SUMMER CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE "LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS"

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Shoes – How Many Pairs Do You Really Need?
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Crying On Command – Is It An Effective Communication Tool?
Round Table Discussion. (tissues provided)
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Put Your Makeup On Before You Leave The House?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Phillips Head And a Flat Head Screwdriver
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes – Who Really Has To Do Them?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity - How Not To Have Your Name Changed To “Mommy”
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Hide Things – Special Sessions On Credit Card Statements
Open Question and Answers session with a CPA
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch –Getting Your Family To Eat Their Vegetables
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Women Can Kill Spiders -- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible Not To Nag Him About How He Drives?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Husband and Wallet
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined< BR>

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques For The Hardware Store
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Proper Names So Everything Isn’t A “Thingy”
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Barbeque – Women and Cooking Over Fire
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

I think what we have on this thread today is a competition.

Brains verses brawn

 

[TiggerKing]

It's not how many pairs of shoes that men don't understand that gets me, it's the fact that they don't understand why you need more than one pair of black shoes I mean come on no way does only one pair of black shoes work. First you need you basic black Flip Flops and of course a comfortable pair of black slids. Than you need a cute little flat and a small little kitten heel. Don't forget about your basic 2" black pump heel and a 2" open toe heel for the summer. Than we get into dress shoes: You need a 2" fabric heel, a 2" patent leather heel, a 2" leather heel, a 3" dedazzeled heel, a 3" dejeweled heel. Next is your platforms (also known at **** me pumps) you need a 5" closed toe, a 5" open toe and a 5" sling back.

Hey you asked

I have a total of 5 pairs of shoes. Two pairs of dressy casual, and three pairs of sneakers. One pair of casual and two pairs of sneakers are still in the box because the others are still usable. Color doesn't matter. Style doesn't matter. WOMEN!

 

[TiggerKing]

I think what we have on this thread today is a competition.

Brains verses brawn

And the guys win on both accounts! I'll concede the beauty categories to the ladies, though!

 

[TiggerKing]

Poor Lisa ...

My wife is gonna be so mad at you...

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

And the guys win on both accounts! I'll conced the beauty categories to the ladies, though!

Only a man wouldnt know who was who
So I will explain it carefully ok?

Brains:
Women have brains, meaning they are smarter than men.
The fact I have to explain this to a man proves it


Brawn:
Mens skelatons are considerably larger than women, so they have the brawn side of the equasion.

When the 2 compete, the Women always win, if in doubt about this fact, just ask any women and they will tell you, so it must be true Because women have the brains

 

[woogal]

My wife is gonna be so mad at you...

Your wife loves me

 

[dsparks]

Darn I missed the excitement this afternoon!

Congratulations Jacob on getting the part of Jacob!

Gailyn, the Men's classes post was priceless LOL

 

[TiggerKing]

Gailyn, the Men's classes post was priceless LOL

What, you didn't like my post?

 

[woogal]

It's not how many pairs of shoes that men don't understand that gets me, it's the fact that they don't understand why you need more than one pair of black shoes I mean come on no way does only one pair of black shoes work. First you need you basic black Flip Flops and of course a comfortable pair of black slids. Than you need a cute little flat and a small little kitten heel. Don't forget about your basic 2" black pump heel and a 2" open toe heel for the summer. Than we get into dress shoes: You need a 2" fabric heel, a 2" patent leather heel, a 2" leather heel, a 3" bedazzeled heel, a 3" bejeweled heel. Next is your platforms (also known at **** me pumps) you need a 5" closed toe, a 5" open toe and a 5" sling back.

Hey you asked

That was eloquent, complete and insightful. Couldn't have done a better job. Oh, and guys? That's only the black shoes ... there are more rules and considerations once you get into different colors (afterall, navy is different from persian blue is different from powder blue is different from cobalt blue is different from indigo is different from sapphire ... you get the picture)

 

[lvstitch]

That was eloquent, complete and insightful. Couldn't have done a better job. Oh, and guys? That's only the black shoes ... there are more rules and considerations once you get into different colors (afterall, navy is different from persian blue is different from powder blue is different from cobalt blue is different from indigo is different from sapphire ... you get the picture)

Tru dat

 

[dsparks]

What, you didn't like my post?

In truth, I kindda skimmed over it, you lost me...

 

[joelidol]

FYI Everyone ... we ARE actually working on the t-shirt design! I'm guessing we should have something to post before the end of July. You're gonna LOVE it!

Am I allowed to get one...?

- Josh

 

[woogal]

Am I allowed to get one...?

I will insist that Mommy buys you one!

 

[woogal]

Tru dat

Yeah, and don't even get me started on RED ...

 

[lvstitch]

Yeah, and don't even get me started on RED ...

I know right. Browns are tricky too

 

[lvstitch]

Oh yeah Top of the page

 

[lvstitch]

Josh I thought of you last week. One of the people we sailed with's son got back to the room at 5am. I think he beats you for taking the loooonnnngggg way back to his room

 

[joelidol]

Hey! I remember that night

- Josh

 

[jd99]

Hey! I remember that night

- Josh

Oh boy Okie...he's posting a Cloud Nine smilie with that!