11-29-08 Nana Heads 3:Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #3!

[marriedatdsny1996]

Guess I won't need to send my cattle prod to Mutt after all!

Don't be too hasty!!! Might be JUST what she needs............

 

[lvstitch]

Denise

and for Dad

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Thanks for the prayers, but I only bet on a sure thing!!

That's not a nice way to talk about your wife...............

 

[marriedatdsny1996]

Recap:

Woo has been impregnated by a cattle prod

Jeff was told he could upgrade to first class if he didn't bring any luggage (which isn't a problem because he hasn't packed any)

Tonya has proved Armageddon is upon us by admitting she has finally run out of things to say (although she still enjoys being on the top)

Kathy has to move so she can get better internet connection

Mel finally saw the error of her ways and sees the benefits of posting to our board.............

Someone stole Billy Wilson's shorts

Mutt never even acknowledged my pictures (I just don't think there's a doghouse big enough for him) he used to love me

There's a whole crapload of Nanas who need Pixie Dust..........while I can't fix everyone's problems, I can make them temporarily go away. People you MUST open the tequila bottles immediately, take five shots and call me in the morning (or after the five shots have caught up to you)

You're welcome

 

[mruhaak]

Mel finally saw the error of her ways and sees the benefits of posting to our board.............

Ummm. No. Chris is golfing today...

 

[mruhaak]

I know! Just like when YOU were pregnant last summer ...

Revenge is sweet sista...

 

[mruhaak]

NO, sorry it doesnt count

Kathy

 

[cruisemutt]

Hey everyone.... busy day so I haven't even been lurkin around. I did see the pregnant thing....I'm goin with the mailman or Pablo the poolboy. I'd be nuts if I didn't count Saayid in the candidates (or at least half nuts). So few really KNOW what its all about. Soon as I know, you'll know.

enjoy the day!

 

[mruhaak]

The question... if it's Sayid... is whether this baby was actually conceived in a flashFORWARD or a flashBACK???

Ok... I've harrassed you all enough for one day. Off to organize my closet!

 

[woogal]

The question... if it's Sayid... is whether this baby was actually conceived in a flashFORWARD or a flashBACK???

That was pretty darn brilliant, Mel. Bravo! Standing "O"!

 

[woogal]

Woo has been impregnated by a cattle prod

I hope I enjoyed it

 

[favoriteslave]

Ok, I have a question. I get cold sores, fever blisters what ever you want to call them. Of course at this time (right before the wedding) i get one SO BIG that kids are pointing and yelling GODZILLA. Any remedies that you all know of? I've tried lysine, most of the prescriptions for herpes, mouthwash, toothpaste, aspirin, motrin, ice, preparation H you name it i've probably tried it. (No this isn't some bad Austin Power's movie). I would do anything short of cut my own lip off. So any help from you guys would be great.

 

[TiggerKing]

Geez, you people sure are gabby today! You can tell that Shell is back around!

 

[woogal]

Tonya, see if this helps:

1. Cut a potato in half and rub it on the cold sore.
2. Cook the potato, let it cool a bit to lukewarm, then mash it.
3. Apply the mashed potato to your hair
4. Meanwhile, dip a feathered boa into stagnant, muddy ditch water
5. Place boa around neck
6. Put on bikini
7. Run around the neighborhood yelling "DEMONS! BE CAST OUT OF THYNE'S WORLD! THOU SHALT LEAVE NOWETH!"

It should work. Send pics.

 

[favoriteslave]

I know on WHOM we should use the Preparation H.

 

[disneediva]

Ok Mel I figured it out, Sayeed impregnated Woo during flashforward, because flashbacks were from 04 and even Woo won't gestate for 4 years.

Ohh Woo have the catholic sisterhood calling on the big guns

 

[disneediva]

Tonya, see if this helps:

1. Cut a potato in half and rub it on the cold sore.
2. Cook the potato, let it cool a bit to lukewarm, then mash it.
3. Apply the mashed potato to your hair
4. Meanwhile, dip a feathered boa into stagnant, muddy ditch water
5. Place boa around neck
6. Put on bikini
7. Run around the neighborhood yelling "DEMONS! BE CAST OUT OF THYNE'S WORLD! THOU SHALT LEAVE NOWETH!"

It should work. Send pics.

Hmmm sounds like an activity for sea day in the woods

 

[disneediva]

Ok, I have a question. I get cold sores, fever blisters what ever you want to call them. Of course at this time (right before the wedding) i get one SO BIG that kids are pointing and yelling GODZILLA. Any remedies that you all know of? I've tried lysine, most of the prescriptions for herpes, mouthwash, toothpaste, aspirin, motrin, ice, preparation H you name it i've probably tried it. (No this isn't some bad Austin Power's movie). I would do anything short of cut my own lip off. So any help from you guys would be great.

In my Big Fat Greek Wedding the dad swore by spraying windex on a fever blister it would heal

 

[woogal]

In my Big Fat Greek Wedding the dad swore by spraying windex on a fever blister it would heal

And you think MY solution is fake ...

 

[woogal]

Ohh Woo have the catholic sisterhood calling on the big guns

I love you ...

Why did you call and hang up?