jollyg
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Greg: I'll be nice to you if you dont send the yuky weather this way.....
I think you're pretty safe. I doubt this storm will make it that far across the country.

Greg: I'll be nice to you if you dont send the yuky weather this way.....
Top of the Page. I am trying to steal Greg's Glory.
I am pretty tired today. I had to get up early today for my mammogram appointment. Send some prayers andthat it will be negative! I always get very nervous this time of year. I don't think most of you know that I am a breast cancer survivor
3 years now. So this a scary time for me waiting for my results. Anyways I know I can count on you guys to send up a prayer.
Well, after much reading, I think I am somewhat caught up. Let's see:
Tonya is Wendy's girlfriend. Terri is jealous of the new relationship. Lorna tried to lose the kids, but they found their way back home. Greg wants to smother his brother's wife and then fly to Vegas!It takes Dawn 1 hour 45 minutes to answer the phone when she is reading a book out side (must be a long trip inside the house). Denise is going postal on her friend Sue. Danielle and Sherri and their families have no clue what they have gotten their self in to with the Nanas. And, last but not least, Kathy is roasting her swollen ankles before dinner tonight!
Did that get it?
Well, after much reading, I think I am somewhat caught up. Let's see:
Tonya is Wendy's girlfriend. Terri is jealous of the new relationship. Lorna tried to lose the kids, but they found their way back home. Greg wants to smother his brother's wife and then fly to Vegas!It takes Dawn 1 hour 45 minutes to answer the phone when she is reading a book out side (must be a long trip inside the house). Denise is going postal on her friend Sue. Danielle and Sherri and their families have no clue what they have gotten their self in to with the Nanas. And, last but not least, Kathy is roasting her swollen ankles before dinner tonight!
Did that get it?
My sister just sent me the following e-mail. It was so funny I thought I'd pass it along!![]()
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MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the
hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You
shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your
pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I
told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but
why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
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I did the wrong postlast time silly me![]()
Well, after much reading, I think I am somewhat caught up. Let's see:
Tonya is Wendy's girlfriend. Terri is jealous of the new relationship. Lorna tried to lose the kids, but they found their way back home. Greg wants to smother his brother's wife and then fly to Vegas!It takes Dawn 1 hour 45 minutes to answer the phone when she is reading a book out side (must be a long trip inside the house). Denise is going postal on her friend Sue. Danielle and Sherri and their families have no clue what they have gotten their self in to with the Nanas. And, last but not least, Kathy is roasting her swollen ankles before dinner tonight!
Did that get it?
Well, after much reading, I think I am somewhat caught up. Let's see:
Tonya is Wendy's girlfriend. Terri is jealous of the new relationship. Lorna tried to lose the kids, but they found their way back home. Greg wants to smother his brother's wife and then fly to Vegas!It takes Dawn 1 hour 45 minutes to answer the phone when she is reading a book out side (must be a long trip inside the house). Denise is going postal on her friend Sue. Danielle and Sherri and their families have no clue what they have gotten their self in to with the Nanas. And, last but not least, Kathy is roasting her swollen ankles before dinner tonight!
Did that get it?
Evening all:
Greg: good joke![]()
..... now dont get any ideas about viewings on the ship....remember its a family ship.....
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Ummm, am I that boring lately![]()
My sister just sent me the following e-mail. It was so funny I thought I'd pass it along!![]()
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Greg: good joke![]()
..... now dont get any ideas about viewings on the ship....remember its a family ship.....
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My, my, my....look at how they have corrupted you!