11/28/2009 - 12/5/2009 Nana Nation 2009 - The Nana's Ride the Seas Again #3

[mom x4 grandma x4]

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Top 10 Short Funny Christmas Jokes

10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!

9. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!

8. Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!

7. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem!

6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!

5. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!

4. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

3. What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!

2. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!

1. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

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If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he
still wrong?



yes he is

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

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A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"

And the man says, "Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

And she says, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

dont worry folks I'm almost to the top and then I will stop the jokes.
I am waiting to see if Greg jumps in and steals it away

Heis the low down and sneaky you know

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

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A young businessman had just started his own business. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it brilliantly decorated. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.

Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working a big deal. He was shouting huge figures and made giant commitments.

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I'm here to install the phone!"

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

one of my favorites


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Why did God create men first?

Because we learn from mistakes.
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[mom x4 grandma x4]

HA HA HA !!!!

Another battle won today



I am just so good today.

Greg is way out of his league here

 

[jollyg]

HA HA HA !!!!

Another battle won today



I am just so good today.

Greg is way out of his league here

Another note to self: Bring chum to bait the sharks and bring them in close.

 

[jollyg]

Guess Kathy disappeared?

 

[jollyg]

Ok, looks like it my turn for a shot at the top with no one around!

 

[jollyg]

Park City has some awfully nice weather today! No rain!!

 

[jollyg]

Our condo is on the 5th floor and over looks the pool, so I can sit here in my recliner and watch the kids swim while I steal the top from Kathy!!

 

[jollyg]

My mother is coming up tonight to stay with us and play with the kids. She should be here in a couple of hours.

 

[jollyg]

I'm watching the people come down the mountain on the zip line.....looks like allot of fun. I've never done it because we always ride the coaster down the mountain.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I am here.
I just went to read CC and posted there and on the 08 board.

kathy

 

[jollyg]

They're having two for one lobster tail dinners at the restaurant across the street from the resort. I think I'll have to try it tonight.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

you need a zip line to zip you to the top!!

 

[jollyg]

The top should be getting close now.

 

[jollyg]

you need a zip line to zip you to the top!!

Not this time!!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Lobster huh??

feeling awefully rich tonight arnt you.

we have PB&J here tonight