1000 years in the future and your descendants, what would you say to them?

[Pea-n-Me]

Sorry about the chin hairs. Supposedly they're from the Irish side.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

"Did they ever figure out the COVID thing?"

 

[MillauFr]

So, 1,000 years is roughly 50 generations from me.

1,000 years from now your offspring will find your old Chevy Suburban and still be driving it.

 

[tvguy]

1,000 years from now your offspring will find your old Chevy Suburban and still be driving it.

Traded it in 2 years ago. Miss the cargo carrying capacity

 

[DVC California]

Putting chips in a sandwich gives them a little extra crunch and salt...tasty!

Dip your fries into a milkshake, it's delicious.

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[skeeter31]

Probably wouldn’t even speak the same language as ancestors 1000 years from now. 1000 years ago language was vastly different than what we’re speaking now, so I doubt we’d even be able to effectively communicate with them.

 

[NYCgrrl]

“Go to school, go to school!
Learn ye something like a good “gell“ and don’t
make your grandfather spin in his grave“.

One of my grandparents told me that when I was working on being a surly recalcitrant teen. Good advice and I’d be happy to pass it on.

 

[NannyBeBe]

My family from this generation will all be in Heaven. I would tell my descendants to read the Bible and accept Jesus so they can join us someday. But hopefully the earth as we know it will not exist 1000 years from now.

 

[RamblingMad]

Everybody is dead, Dave.