10/24/2009 Bash On the Boat (I'm with B.O.B.) -Thread #6

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Have you got the link Jeff?

Went out to it last night. Is that the Official "Live From" link?

Didn't know if the people who posted on their DIS Meets thread were doing anything.
 
Well, I'm home. Amelia is in her Alice dress and we're watching Alice in Wonderland. Waiting for EB to bring a pizza home for supper. Ernie has been asleep for almost an hour now.

Andy - Now she's considering college???? Send her to King's College where I work, I'll keep an eye on her! ;)
 
Well, I'm home. Amelia is in her Alice dress and we're watching Alice in Wonderland. Waiting for EB to bring a pizza home for supper. Ernie has been asleep for almost an hour now.

Andy - Now she's considering college???? Send her to King's College where I work, I'll keep an eye on her! ;)



I will keep that in mind, thanks!!! ;) ;) ;)
 

From the D.S...I thought I'd share.

"Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Wednesday, May 28, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. "

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Got Chuck signed up for Class 11.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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From the D.S...I thought I'd share.

"Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Wednesday, May 28, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. "

Well... I hate to brag ladies but Mike would be a "Star Pupil". :love:

He's so good about all of that stuff.

He has dinner ready when I get home from work. :angel: He has been spring cleaning for the past 2 weeks while I was at work. What a guy. :cloud9:

I guess it helps that he works nights.

Koo Koo baby. ;)
 
Well... I hate to brag ladies but Mike would be a "Star Pupil". :love:

He's so good about all of that stuff.

He has dinner ready when I get home from work. :angel: He has been spring cleaning for the past 2 weeks while I was at work. What a guy. :cloud9:

I guess it helps that he works nights.

Koo Koo baby. ;)

hmmm. extra smoochers for underdog perhaps??:lovestruc :rolleyes1
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thanks.
we'll be watching.:hug: :happytv: :happytv: popcorn:: popcorn::
 
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her dad doesnt know anyone anymore.:sad2:
her moms doing ok but the stress from watching robins dad all day is getting to her. can't make her underdstand that he doesnt know what he's doing.
:sad2: thanks for asking though.:grouphug:

So sorry to hear that Mike:hug:
Although I suppose the good side of it is that he isn't being violent anymore.
Wish Robin a happy mother's day for me and I hope that her mom has a good one too.:flower3:
 
Just in time for Mom's Day.

WHY GOD MADE MOMS :confused3
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the
world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on
beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?
1 . My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because s he has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's..
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it

and not me.
3.. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head.
:love:
 
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too funny chris.:thumbsup2 :thumbsup2

I received it from an old Navy friend's wife. I'm going to edit it's contents down a little so I can use it this weekend when I preach. Believe it or not, I'm preaching on the Holy Spirit and I think mom's will fit in somehow. At least that's what the priest is hoping I can pull off. :worship: :wizard:
 
I received it from an old Navy friend's wife. I'm going to edit it's contents down a little so I can use it this weekend when I preach. Believe it or not, I'm preaching on the Holy Spirit and I think mom's will fit in somehow. At least that's what the priest is hoping I can pull off. :worship: :wizard:

If I'm going to get the homily done, especially the Holy Spirit and Moms tied together, I better sign off and get into the spirit of getting the homily written.
 
Here is the reminder you requested through Travelchannel.com. We hope you enjoy the program!

FRIDAY MAY 09, 2008 09:00 pm ET on Travel Channel

Disney Cruise Line

Disney Cruise Line

Discover how the Walt Disney Company creates and operates a magical cruise line experience. From the ship's galley to its Broadway-style theater, get a behind-the-scenes look at this operation and the creative genius that put it together.


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wasnt on.:confused3
maybe i'll head over and watch cass's video.:thumbsup2
 
Holy Smokes...........I laid down on the livingroom floor to watch some TV this evening around 8pm, the next thing I knew it was 11pm. Hazel said I conked out about two seconds after I laid down. I guess I'm going to be up for a little while now..........:lmao:
 
She's BAAAACK! I missed you guys!

We got in a couple of hours ago and are winding down before bed. I might try to read back a few pages but I know I won't catch it all.

First, I am so glad my next cruise is on DCL! It was a wonderful trip esp. since it was free, but DCL is more for me! Of course, it may have helped if the weather at sea had been warmer. These are just a few impressions and just note that my only other cruise to compare was DCL in 2003.

Dislikes:
1. Being approached directly 15+ a day if I wanted a drink.
2. Being one of the youngest couples on the trip.
3. Having time to read a book during the trip because of a lack of activities.
4. No Disney movies and characters.
5. The same dining room every night.
6. The ship was not as stable on the sea as the Magic--possibly the weather and not the ship.
7. Ship not as ship-shape as DCL. For example, the putt-putt course was stained, uneven, just well-used.

Likes:
1. I had a wonderful room with veranda and was the first luggage group off the boat after clearance. (The company who booked us really did a nice package for us.)
2. Wonderful food, similar to DCL.
3. Having time to read a book during the days at sea because of a lack of activities.
4. Bermuda was beautiful and the weather although a little cool was perfect for touring and tanning if not swimming.
5. Johnny Rockets diner with hamburgers, shakes, and jukebox. Very fun!
6. Leaving a port while watching the NYC skyline and Lady Liberty!
7. Being "buzzed" by an NYPD helicopter while leaving dock.

General observations (I don't mean to offend anyone.)
1. We left from NJ and probably 2/3 of the passengers were from NJ.
2. I have never seen so many vacationers in one space with wheelchairs, canes, oxygen tanks, braces, and other disabilities. It was wonderful that the ship was so accessible etc., but I had never seen so many in a vacation spot.
3. I felt like some people were on the ship in order to have a designated driver rather that a fun-filled, sightseeing vacation.

I'll try to write more in other posts, but this is more than enough to get started!
 
I was not hurt badly, all signs of injury were gone by that night. With this child's history it will get worse before it gets better.

Becky, Have a great time this weekend.

I sympathize with the school situation. It sounds like you are handling it very professionally. Don't give up!:grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug:
 
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