10/24/2009 Bash On the Boat (I'm with B.O.B.) - Thread #16

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Got this from DIL Stacy: :lmao:

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a 'New Wife'
store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love s-x.


The second floor has wives that love s-x and have money and like beer.


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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Wow you guys have been a chatty bunch, over 50 pages since I was on here on New Years, no time to read all 50 pages so I've done some skimmimg to try and catch up again. I've been loading some of our pictures from our WDW trip on to photobucket so I can post them here too.

Waiting patientlypopcorn::
 

Karen, I can't find some of our pictures either :sad1: Rachel said she downloaded all of the pictures to the laptop but she kept putting different cards in the camera and I think she might hhave missed some. I can't find our pictures from the DIS meet either. We have lots from The Osbourne lights, we went to see them twice we thought they were so spectacular, especially when they would do the synchronization to the Christmas misic :cool1: I'll have to post some of the Osbourne lights for you!
I'm enjoying seeing all of your pictures!

I'm loving Karen's Castle pictures too.

I loved the Osbourne lights also, I could have walked around there for hours.
 
And now some with us in the pictures too. We actually have quite a few with all 3 of us this trip, usually it is much harded to get Al in the pictures with Rach and I.

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Great family picture Cheryl.
 
I put together a couple of videos very very quickly, so the timing might be off a bit. BUT, if you are interested, here they are on YouTube:

:3dglasses ENJOY! :surfweb:

Thanks Mel! That was one heck of a big Mickey pancake for Amelia wasn't it? Or perhaps that was a family pancake?? :lmao:

Great video. :thumbsup2
 
Just reached my limit to upload on photobucket - 250 at a time:confused3 - whats that all about?:confused3 I still have loads more to do:rolleyes1

Universal, Islands of adventure and Macy parade coming up next folks. Interested or should I skip it?:confused3 Not sure if you're universal people or is that a swear word around here?:rotfl:

More photos, more photos:worship:
 
You ought to hear the screams in our lounge right now:rotfl2: ... Ellis is so excited :yay: ... he and Neil are playing Jeff and his ds online at Martio Karts. Its the first time and Ellis is screaming his head off:lmao:

Even Neil is squeeling like a girl:rotfl:

Kids eh!

That's awesome, I think I need Mario Kart
 
Good evening all...

Here's a few more DL photos from our trip.

Jedi Training Academy:
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Thomas got picked!
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The "Bad Guys":
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I did it!
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how cool is that? !!!!:cool2:
our ds would have been all over that in the 80's.
we still have his star wars toys (with boxes) from the early 80's.

love the pics jen.:thumbsup2
 
I know exactly which Perkins you're talking about too. Right next to the Hojo's we stayed at all the time...for....wait.....$38.00/night!!! That was with my Magic Kingdom Club discount, AAA discount and Repeat Customer discount. Back then they let you use them all. We ate there all the time. For $2.00 you could get 2 eggs, 2 strips of bacon, and 2 pancakes. We split it with the kids when they were little and had breakfast for around $5.00!! Once when we were there picking up our discounted cookies at the end of the night right before closing time, a waitress had her baby dropped off by her husband so he could go to work. She was heading home then. It was pouring outside and I offered to hold her baby while she went and got her car from the end of the parking lot. She was gone for a bit but came to get her little girl from me. WOW!!! What trust eh? You wouldn't find that anymore these days. :scared1:

(Sorry if I told that story already).:confused3

we could both write a book about our adventures pp goose.:thumbsup2
we'll buy yours if you buy ours.:worship: :laughing:
 
I have now officially caught up, and no one to talk to, so I better make sure everyone is ready for back to school tomorrow.
 
I cant believe that Janice hasnt told everyone that she has been on the computer the last 1.5 hours while we have been playing Wii Rockband to her. Drums, guitar, vocal. Between Mack, Bryce and I we had it going.... A real Sunday Jam Session!!!

Mark
 
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