08/15/2009 -Eastern- Tortola Treasure Seekers Part 2

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I hate when you walk in and they say in that whinny voice, "WELCOME TO WAAAAAAAAAAALMART!!!!!!!!!"

That's better than what we get. Our people don't even say hi, or acknowledge you even exist most of the time. :sad2: Yes, I despise that store as well, but it's a necessary evil. :rolleyes:
 
Here's a cute:

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper,
it was Momma Bear who set the &$@# table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-@!&^% downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time.....


"I HAVEN'T MADE THE @!#$*@! PORRIDGE YET"!
 
That's better than what we get. Our people don't even say hi, or acknowledge you even exist most of the time. :sad2: Yes, I despise that store as well, but it's a necessary evil. :rolleyes:

Hey everybody!! I agree about Walmart!! How many times have you gone just to get 1 thing, and come out with a cartful of stuff. I can't seem to get out of there spending less than $50. :scared1:
 
Oh yeah, and thanks Harry for all of the visuals of the de-pantsing!!:rotfl2: :rotfl2: Sounds like a classic family moment to be remembered and reminded forever.:rotfl:
 
That's better than what we get. Our people don't even say hi, or acknowledge you even exist most of the time. :sad2: Yes, I despise that store as well, but it's a necessary evil. :rolleyes:

I just wish there was a better store to go to get that kind of "junk" that you need.!!!!!!!!!!>!!!!!!!!.!!!!
 
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