~ °O° ~ Any Single Disney Men Out There?? ~ °O° ~ Part 2

[djblu883]

wow I've been gone for a few months with an occassional peek and now I see so many new names/faces on the singles board....welcome all new ones...hope you enjoy the boards!

 

[Carrieannew]

Hmm I assumed that all the single girls were here anyway.

Its just a given if you have a thread looking for single guys.. that the girls would be here looking for them.

 

[buena vista]

I like it. Can I quote you on that? Oh wait, I just did.

ok ok .. I'll retract.. sheesh

 

[Carrieannew]

Limerick for Coaster

There once was a gal named Kim
who joined disboards on a whim
despite orthodox leanings
she loves double meanings
and gets fresh when the lights go dim

TMI

This is a family board

 

[libertybell7]

Its just a given if you have a thread looking for single guys.. that the girls would be here looking for them.

You mean you are here trolling

 

[Razor Roman]

You mean you are here trolling

by all means ladies.... Troll away

 

[CoasterAddict]

by all means ladies.... Troll away

Trolls? Eeww. No trolls, please!! Been there, done that, not going back.

 

[CoasterAddict]

clever limerick, Bv. Although for the record, my "leanings" are decidedly un-orthodox. Interpret that as you choose to. Well, with proper discretion, of course.

 

[Master Mason]

Ok,

The tickets are purchased for Feb Leave Wed night at 7 get into Orlando at 7am Thursday, leave either 11am sunday or 1pm, depending on what Bro decides.

woohoooo

And I just voted, so now I can complain about the government for another 6 months.

 

[PirateMel]

Ok,

The tickets are purchased for Feb Leave Wed night at 7 get into Orlando at 7am Thursday, leave either 11am sunday or 1pm, depending on what Bro decides.

woohoooo

And I just voted, so now I can complain about the government for another 6 months.

But did you book May while you were at it though?

 

[Razor Roman]

Trolls? Eeww. No trolls, please!! Been there, done that, not going back.

You're right. I should stick to dating goblins and elves.

 

[Master Mason]

George Carlin on ageing

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them , at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

 

[Master Mason]

But did you book May while you were at it though?

Nope one trip at a time, and I still haven't gotten the offer letter yet, if it doesn't come soon I will need to start looking again.

 

[CoasterAddict]

You're right. I should stick to dating goblins and elves.

Well, Orlando Bloom was a pretty hot elf. I wouldn't chase *him* out of my forest...

 

[Razor Roman]

Well, Orlando Bloom was a pretty hot elf. I wouldn't chase *him* out of my forest...

<------------ doesn't look like Orlando Bloom at all.

 

[lionking_lady16]

oh my goodness I think I need to quit school just to keep up! Sheesh you guys lol.....

 

[Sha]

I'm back.. sorry, it's been a busy day and I'm beat.

I got a little lift when I scheduled my massage at Saratoga for when I'm there.. I'm sooooo looking forward to vacation!!

Maybe I need to make a trip that day so I can get one too I dont get my biweekly massages right now so am overdue

hey all. So bored here at work... maybe I should start a "Any Single Disney GALS out there" thread :-D

Ditto what my fellow ladies here said...

But did you book May while you were at it though?

Keep after him Mel!

Well, Orlando Bloom was a pretty hot elf. I wouldn't chase *him* out of my forest...

Something is so wrong with that..

Nope one trip at a time, and I still haven't gotten the offer letter yet, if it doesn't come soon I will need to start looking again.

Keeping fingers crossed!!!

 

[ttester9612]

They are all going to get shirts made, that have their screen names on them is what I heard...

In your dreams! I like to see you wear one MM.

 

[CoasterAddict]

In your dreams! I like to see you wear one MM.

Yeah, 'cause if he was wearing a shirt that said "Master Mason" he'd need to wear his top hat too, right MM?

 

[goofydadof3]

<---------owns Gooydadof3 t-shirt and wears it in public.