Why girls have it easier than guys.

[pirateprinces_dancer]

thats is sooooo funny!! hahaha

 

[DisGirlAllie]

GUYS. Remember it's just a fun little thing I got in an e-mail.

 

[stitch'sbff]

Girls do have way easier then guys do.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I disagree with most of these.

 

[Tora Millypoops]

I love it. It's sooo cool.

 

[pigletgirl]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

 

[shellybellypolo]

I'm such a tomboy! These things are so not true from my side of the spectrum!
2. Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
Mine do
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
I never got girl talk
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
What is concealer?
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
I can’t dance PERIOD.
13. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
Hey now! It’s really fun to see who can hold up the longest.
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
That’s not any fun! If Paris Hilton had survived House of Wax, I would have thrown up!
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
Again, What is make-up?
24. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
I don’t care if guys have extra parts, it hurts anyone who gets hit with anything!
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
Tomboys have it hard, ‘cause the guys don’t want to date a guy-friend.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
Not if you fall over every time you wear them!
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
That stuff is actually really comfortable compared to the lacy stuff girls wear that is also extremely tight!
35. Bevis and Butt-Head aren’t funny.
What on earth are you talking about? And, Monty Python is also extremely hilarious!
37. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
But most girls are starting to sit on their phones at my school.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
Mine does. Life is not what it is without football season!
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
I wore one to eighth grade graduation for the first time in years, I got some seriously funny looks!
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
But it’s fun!
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
This is the best one! But, some people refer to us as lesbians!
48. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
Power to the people.
Anyway, gotta fly
Tomboy out

You've never ever heard of makeup?!
(Sorry if I sound a little bit of a jerk, it's just that even GUYS know what makeup is!)

Aww, so true! Girls are a millions time better. :

This reminds me why I miss the Girl Thread! Anyone remember that?

OMG..

That was my life.

 

[Pirate Me]

I think the "Again, what is make-up" is sarcasm to show that she's a tomboy and "doesn't know what make-up is"
Catch mah drift? =)

 

[Babyjustrun]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

Oh you're totally right.
xD

 

[shellybellypolo]

I think the "Again, what is make-up" is sarcasm to show that she's a tomboy and "doesn't know what make-up is"
Catch mah drift? =)

'k

OT: The DIS chat isn't working again recruit to the other one!

 

[BabyPiglet96]

that was awsome

 

[Pirate Me]

'k

OT: The DIS chat isn't working again recruit to the other one!

I would but I'm doing my report. D:

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[BabyPiglet]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

 

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

Thats just...priceless.

 

[CastawayJ]

I resent some of those
not all but some

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

Thats. Awesome.

 

[Stitch&figment 4 eve]

I resent some of those
not all but some

Don't. It's all in a joking manner, and you can't say some of those aren't true.

 

[CastawayJ]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

... resenting that as well

the first time was in response to the list

 

[StitchfansJr]

I thought of another one:
51. When a girl sings a guy song nothing happens but when a guy sings a girl song people think something is wrong with him.