DisGirlAllie
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2007
Something I got in an e-mail.
1. We can wear tight or small clothes. If they wear go-go shorts, they get very funny looks.
2. Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yeah, PMS sucks, but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week and be complete witches without getting ridiculed.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll get first dibs on a lifeboat, plus we get to keep our kids.
5. Guys are 6 times more likely to get hit by lightning.
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
9. We dont have to shave our faces (Ouch that must hurt!).
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11. Nick, Jo, and Kevin. Need I explain this one?
12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!
13. We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
14. That whole circumcision thing!
15. When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16. We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
18. We never have to wear tighty-whities or stuff boxers into our pants.
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21. We dont have to wear tuxedos, which, by the way, are creepy looking.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- not a problem for us!
23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
24. We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25. That special bond we have with our moms- some day.
26. We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking boy bands. Well, almost nobody.
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
30. We give really good advice.
31. On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34. We have a much bigger choice of cliques (Preppy, punk, sporty) while guys have either "cool" or "not cool".
35. Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny.
36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
37. We dont have to sit on our wallets.
38. And our wallets have a place for change.
39. Its entirely possible that we will marry one of the Jonas Brothers some day.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
44. We have much better role models: Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, while they have male cheauvanists: Julius Caesar, Louis XVI.
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, its true.
46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47. We can show off our bodies without being arrested for attempted molestation.
48. Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
49. Girls with guy first names (Joey, Cooper) sounds cool, but guys named Amanda arent much of a turn on.
50. We look great in tank tops. Guys just look odd.
1. We can wear tight or small clothes. If they wear go-go shorts, they get very funny looks.
2. Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yeah, PMS sucks, but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week and be complete witches without getting ridiculed.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll get first dibs on a lifeboat, plus we get to keep our kids.
5. Guys are 6 times more likely to get hit by lightning.
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
9. We dont have to shave our faces (Ouch that must hurt!).
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11. Nick, Jo, and Kevin. Need I explain this one?
12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!
13. We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
14. That whole circumcision thing!
15. When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16. We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
18. We never have to wear tighty-whities or stuff boxers into our pants.
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21. We dont have to wear tuxedos, which, by the way, are creepy looking.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- not a problem for us!
23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
24. We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25. That special bond we have with our moms- some day.
26. We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking boy bands. Well, almost nobody.
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
30. We give really good advice.
31. On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34. We have a much bigger choice of cliques (Preppy, punk, sporty) while guys have either "cool" or "not cool".
35. Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny.
36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
37. We dont have to sit on our wallets.
38. And our wallets have a place for change.
39. Its entirely possible that we will marry one of the Jonas Brothers some day.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
44. We have much better role models: Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, while they have male cheauvanists: Julius Caesar, Louis XVI.
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, its true.
46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47. We can show off our bodies without being arrested for attempted molestation.
48. Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
49. Girls with guy first names (Joey, Cooper) sounds cool, but guys named Amanda arent much of a turn on.
50. We look great in tank tops. Guys just look odd.
That's great!
