On our trip a few years ago, DD was 2. We had dinner reservations scheduled for 'Ohana. They bring out the bread. I hand DD a roll, which she immediately launches. The roll hits a man sitting at a neighboring table in the head and lands on their table. I've never been so embarrassed. I apologized profusely.
On our trip this past May, we are on the bus at the end of a MK night heading back to Art of Animation. My youngest DD was 10 months. We were about halfway back when I feel something warm on my leg. She had a diaper blowout right on the bus. I hold her against me so I won't get anything on the bus. Yep, I was covered in poop.
About 10 years go before my kids were born, we went to WDW with my parents, sister, and nephew who was 3. We stayed at Poly. One morning we were shopping in the Boutiki. My mom uses a
scooter, and she had parked it outside the store. I was in the store, and I hear a great commotion in the lobby. Apparently, my nephew had gotten away from my sister and hopped on my mother's scooter and came very close to taking out the tiki statue in front of the store. My mom grabbed the tail of his money backpack (the kid leash backpacks), which broke off when she grabbed it, but he did let go of the button that propels the scooter forward when my mom pulled on the backpack. My mom doesn't leave the key in her scooter anymore.