Just a few cuts and bruises
Broke left wrist age 4 Fell off a porch when a big gust of wind hit.
Tonsils out age 5
Pneumonia ages 6, 7, 12
Sliced right hand open, while doing dishes and broke a cup in the water. Cut between my pointer finger and thumb all the way down to the meat, needed surgery to repair nerves/muscles age 14
Damaged ligaments in both knees age 19
Sliced open under chin (6 stitches) age 19
Chicken pox age 24
Car accident: broke bones in both hands and sprained both wrists age 34
Childbirth age 18, 22, 32 *yes this counts
Concussions: Age 9 (playing on a tall dresser outside, it fell over, cracked my head on the sidewalk); twice at age 24 (within a month of each other, while being...um, busy)
Broken nose (thanks to DD#2) age 26
Psoriatic arthritis in both wrists, knees, ankles and also the toes on right foot. The psoriasis seems to be limited (now) to just my feet/ankles/knees/hands. At one point it was over 70% of my body (age 35).
Let's not even go with burns/cuts from work. I have scars from cleaning grills, using boxcutters, steam burns, oven burns, etc.