Back at the resort I make a quick pit stop at the front desk/concierge and see if my little croc or my package that I’m waiting from home have arrived. They look and don’t find any packages. WTH man, where’s my croc?
I head back to the room and everyone’s changing and getting into more comfortable clothes. Monica asks me what else we have planned, I tell her it depended on everybody else and she gives me her mantra for the day, that it’s my birthday and we’re doing whatever I want. I tell her we could go to Pleasure Island (explain PI to her) later on and hit the clubs. Everyone’s all for this, but it’s still early and frankly I’m a little tired so we all decide to take some time and relax.
DC decides to look up our photopass pictures online because Yani had decided to pay for Internet access. After half an hour trying to figure out how to actually access the Internet we are unable to connect. I read the little instruction card that was in our room and plugged things into the phone line thingy that’s in our room and nothing, great! Like ten minutes later Collette calls me into the living room where the pullouts are and shows me a cord by another Internet card thingy and asks me if I need that for the Internet. I start laughing and wonder why it’s out here instead of the room with the High Speed Internet access connection?
Whatever. So we try again with the cord and voila! We’re in baby!
DC checks the photopass pics from Epcot, which are awesome. When she’s done I check my email and the DIS and ask where my little croc is. Everyone’s watching TV and sadly it was the day after the Virginia Tech massacre
so almost all the non Disney channels were covering that news story, which is just plain sad and unbelievable. It kinda felt weird being in this completely magical world while outside of it such a horrible thing has happened.
Monica remembers that she’s brought some wine and that now is the perfect time to drink it. So she pulls out the chilled wine and everybody toasts and drinks up. It was so so wine and I’m not that big of a wine fan so one cup was good enough for me. Yani and I decide to take a nap, DC is still surfing the web and Collette and Monica have tuned in to American Idol. Around 10:30 I ask everyone if they still want to go to PI and everyone’s up to it, except DC. I ask her why and she just didn’t feel like going. I tell her we’re probably only be going to the 80’s club (which DC knows about because we had gone to PI last year with our other cousin) and that she’d be able to get in. She says she’s tired and just wants to rest. Alright, I give her the motherly don’t open the door for anybody shpiel and the no fighting with her bf shpiel, because I had warned her prior to the trip that if she were coming with us she was not allowed to fight over the phone with her bf, which seems a constant thing between those two.
So we all get ready in record time and head out for our big Girls Night Out (GNO)!
Here we are leaving ASMu:
We do our model walk again out to the buses because I am so not driving to PI just in case.
The bus is full and some obnoxious teenagers have gotten up and are acting stupid
and being a little rowdy and then get stuck in traffic for what seems like forever. Apparently the traffic light has gone out near DTD and the police are controlling traffic and it’s taking forever to get to our stop. Eventually we get there and pay attention to the announcements of when the last bus leaves and what stop to be at and we unload. We make our way into
I and head to 8 Trax because I’ve been telling Collette about the place for the past 2 months so she is dying to go because she just loves 80’s late 70’s music.
So in we go, we get our wristbands for drinking fun and the place is packed!
We make our way to the tiny little dance floor and take up a corner as we people watch and dance. Collette is in heaven
and as soon as they start playing songs that she likes she is burning up the dance floor
. She starts dancing with some guy and Yani, Monica and I are bopping to the music along with her. Well Monica not so much, I dunno why
, guess she doesn’t like to dance to this music. Some lady has danced into our space and is being annoying
because she has decided to take off her shows and flail about on the dance floor. *** lady! I give her the evil eye quite a few times and she apologizes a few times but continues to flail about almost on top of me. So I move and stand on the opposite side of Yani and now Monica is left to this weird ladies dancing. Let me tell you had bad it is. Do you all know that Seinfeld episode about Elaine not knowing how to dance? Well imagine the Elaine dance but sped up to actual rhythm. That’s how bad it was. Unfortunately the lady is now next to Monica who is a tall girl and remember Monica doesn’t take carp from people so when the lady bumps into her for the third time Monica decides to tell her to stop it.
The lady looks up at Monica and laughs and apologizes (she’s obviously gone over the tipsy side) and moves away a little bit.
Collette’s still dancing with the guy and enjoying herself and Yani and I are people watching and laughing
and then some guy approaches Monica and starts hitting on her. OMG this guy is so lame it’s hilarious. Monica plays his game and eventually scores us some drinks. Woooohoooo!
Go Monica. He wants to go get them for us so starts asking everyone their drink orders, but Collette says I’ll go with you to get them. So she, Monica, and the Man go get drinks and return with a story about them ordering drinks and telling the bartender that he was going to pay and they left him at the bar.
Awesome free drinks!
The Man finds us again and he now has a friend in tow. Oh Lord, here we go.
The friend tries to hit on Yani who by this time has become bored and her newly acquired bf (well they were courting at the time) is texting her and she’s engrossed in that. Then he tries to hit on me, but he’s just to old for me and just not my type.
Now if it would have been these guys, then they would I definitely would’ve thrown the “old for me” excuse out the window:
So then the Man’s friend decides to flirt with Collette and start dancing with her. Then Collette stops dancing and says something to him all serious like and I’m like uh-oh. So the friend kinda moves away from Collette and tries to hit on me again.
Dammit, why can’t I get hit on the hot guys? Like the one who’s standing right over there, but has a gf…
So I try ignoring the guy
and talking to Yani and he kinda gets the hint. Then Collette thinks he’s pushing too much and tells him to back off in a nice way where she doesn’t actually use the words back off (see her mother hen self coming out). I love
Collette for this and thank her. I take a pic with Yani and Collette and then the Man says he’ll take a pic of all of us:
Then he proceeds to get in a pic with us, which I end up deleting because I don’t want that pic.
It was getting late and I had told Collette that we needed to leave by 1:30am, so at 1:15 I tell her it’s time to go and she tells Monica, who says goodbye to the Man, who then decides to give her his business card. He had the corniest name on the card too as if it were made up and Collette laughs and asks him if that’s his real name (can’t remember it, it was something like Alonzo Sweetness or something or other). He claimed it was and she laughs again and says, “’bye and thanks for the drinks” to him and we leave the PI.
We’re almost the only ones on the bus, there’s a family on with us so we sit all the way in the back and start recounting the night’s activities and laughing at the Man and his friend. Monica tells us about all the carp lines he was giving her and we were all laughing.
We get back to ASMu, help the family off the bus because they had some now sleeping children and two strollers so we helped them get their strollers off while they carried their kidlets. What they were doing at DTD at that hour is beyond me
, but ok. We make our way back to the room and quietly enter so as not to wake DC and go to bed for our early morning later on today.
We're Heeeeere!