The Two Really Old(ish) Happyhaunts Go South. Alone... But With ECVs!

[Mr. Silly]

Edit: (pre-post user-error when trying to do a 'preview' mixed with inability to find a 'delete' thing - please ignore)

 

[Mr. Silly]

Finally caught up. Wow, this is by far the best Disboards TR I've read in years. Though I admit it's maybe the only one also. The sheer overwhelming force of Mel-entertainingness is epic.

hangry

This is definitely a new word I need to apply to life.

precious ghost orchid

How many shades of grey did you capture? 50?

OMG

"Happy Birthday Cialis"

(followed by an awkward laugh-snort)

The "I'm Celebrating" buttons are the best, since there are so many opportunities. So far my favorite was getting the CM to write "I'm Celebrating Our Robot Overlords" He even added a robot doodle.

There's also the famished-worrying-panic, which was more worrying, though it sounds like things worked out, and you got RF mug access and a roped off quadrant, which kind of makes things sort of less distressing, though only minimally.

Hi Java, and ZZUB, and Grammy, and Jami, and Ash, and Sher, and Frickles, and brandt, and Y&K, and all.

Oh, FUDD cheesegoo, I shamefully admit that I mixed some with pumped mayo and BBQ sauce and really enjoyed it far too much, though I never did it again for the shame of eating BBQ-pseudocheese-mayo-slime. It was still strangely good, though.

 

[RedHatDisney]

I have found my people...rejoice!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Mel - I'm so glad you were OK at TL.
Glad you avoided the Magical Ambulance express.
Sweet score on the TL upgrade.
Little YAK passed out cold once at TL (on her 11th birthday no less) she was at the top of the stairs on one of the slides.
MrYAK proceeded to carry her down against all the hot sweaty bodies.
We were newbies and never thought to ask for assistance.
Had we known.
Would have been a sweet birthday gift for LittleYAK.

FUDD - is funny.

We YAK's like to call it Ruddf......nevermind....heehee

OMG Jami - your FUDD's story is too funny.
I spit all over my monitor with that one.

Hi Haley

Good to see you too Mr. Silly!

Mel - keep it coming!

 

[MrsJamesPSullivan]

"Suck It HellClown"
That made me laugh so hard I nearly choked! I've actually never had a problem with the clown but I fear I may by the end of your report. LOL


You may not have cried during Illuminations but the description of the end of your evening in Epcot brought me to tears for you.

<----noted sap.

ETA: I'm so glad you didn't die at TL. For purely selfish need to laugh reasons. Mayo on hotdogs?? NoPlease.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Tuesday July 14th aka Day 3 Part 4 aka gonna GROSSH y'all OUT~

It was threatening to rain hard. Really hard. not like Southern Ontario hard but Florida hard. The difference is in the size of raindrops. Florida raindrops are huge like the size of biscuits. Fat Rain... we call it. Just like the blades of grass in Florida. Huge huge blades. Fat Kush... we call it. NOSnoopdogg.

Have I mentioned I'm a big fan yet?

Of the Dogg btw. Not wasting my life on a couch eating Doritos, contemplating the circumference of my juicy boogers and planning an awesome future which I won't have the energy for. Cause of life in stonedtown.

Life lesson KIDZ! My kids.

Have to say things like that all the time as a parent to teenagers who now think I'm a total hypocrite cause of the Snoop Doggie love thingie. *sigh*

He's funny. That's what I like. And that's all. There.

Where was I?

Oh yes. Rain.


Looking like rain so we headed to the lockers, grabbed some stuff and threw some clothing on. Headed out of the park along with a boat load of other riff raff which could tell it was going to rain.

Because their ankles were aching. NOMellyman. You fully earned it. The broken leg which gave you the arthritis. You DID score the goal as you hit the boards. And shattered your fibula. WE know. WE KNOW.

Everyone knows. Heh heh.

Back into the clown car and off to THE FUDD. (Note here to Ash... yes we indeed had planned to miss DTD or Disney Springs this whole trip. Bunch of a mess it is right now. Truly.)

However... we DID plan to eat offsite a few times. We gangsta bad.

As we entered the Crossroads Plaza (?) the Fat Rain drops started. I asked Mellyman to please please drop me at the door of Fuddruckers so I didn't get my already wet hair wet.

***?????? Anyhow, he did it cause Mellyman is all gentleman like that and likes to be sweetish to Me(l) on occasion. THANKS MELLY!!!!

I went in and he parked as the storm hit. OHHHHHHH it really hit instantly. Wow. was a real downpour.


Mellyman came in dripping wet. I pretended not to notice and looked at the menu wall. But he asked what I was going to get and if "dry" was as nice as it looked?

Heheheh.

He decided on a burger and I told him to go get a table. I would do the rest. As he was creating quite the puddle which was actually a slip zone hazard.

I ordered two bottles of beer. One 1/2 lb burger for him, one grilled chicken burger for myself, a large order of wedge fries and a large order of well done onion rings. YUM! E!

Brought our beers and to the booth and told Mellyman to go and start foraging for pickles, mayo, ketchup, bbq sauce and hotfakecheesegoo. LOTS.

Off he went. On his mission.

I prepared our napkins.

He came back with tons of little paper containers full of questionable nutritional value.

Our food was ready and quickly we had baskets of burgers, fries and onion rings. We headed up to the topping bar to do some damage. Ohhh this is what I LOVE about The Fudd besides their wonderful buns. Fresh hot buns. Topping bars, buffets, cafeteria style eateries and salad bars don't seem to exist much in Canada. To our detriment. So we like to take advantage of the rare thrill when in the America. That is why we like to eat offsite on occasion. Plus you guys in America have way more chain restaurants than we do. Which you can certainly turn your noses down at but is a true novelty for us Northerners. Say what you will about Ruby Tuesday. They have a SALAD BAR. I *almost* like the restaurant better than the Stones song.

EEEEEEK~ Rock felony.

We came back to the table after making our burgers so large with toppings that I wasn't sure how we would get them into our mouths. Without unhinging our jaws like anacondas.

Which is a lil jokey poo. It's a myth. NOD to Vector our Science Director.

Mellyman: Mel! Look at all this food. It's ridiculous. We can't possibly eat all this. What were you thinking?

Me(l): Just watch you. Heh heh.

Mellyman: Mel there's no way. And what the hell is that pile beside your burger?

Me(l): Topping bar salad with lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickles, peppers and pico de gallo.

Mellyman: Where did you find French dressing? I didn't see dressing.

Me(l): It's hot cheese goo dressing.

Mellyman: OMG. You complete me.


Yes... and it was pretty good. So there.


We started to eat. And eat. Eat eat eat. And guess what? We ate it all~~~ Yes we did. And... for everyone's information: Mayo on a hotdog is pretty good. And just give it one try. You'll be sold.

We had a great lunch at The Fudd! And we'll be back again later this year with all the happyhaunts in tow. (Yes Beth... that was INDEED both a threat and a promise!)

We decided that since the storm had stopped during our lunch we would not head to Walmart to return our POC camera and instead head back to Typhoon Lagoon for some more fun in the sun. Since the morning had been so stellar heh heh.

Back in the tiny red cherry car and back to the park.

Back to the lockers, change and stow and back to our premium Getaway Glen digs bought and paid for with my dignity. All was good.

Especially since premium bikini lady was there again.

I looked at Mellyman and he gave me an instant INSTANT double thumbs down. I laffed hard cause he did it with a straight face and that was soooo cute lol! So I said to him that maybe just maybe I should try and compete with stunning bikini goddess. And buy an equally tiny and tightest bikini evah. And guess what he did? Right then.


He Neil Young'd me!


He said, "Mel. You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain. Again."!!!!!

OHHHHHHH WOW! Them's fightin' lyrics!!!!!

Have you ever been Neil Young'd before? Well I have. And it's not pretty.


(That's for someone along with a giant NOD)


Now then Mellyman proceeded to announce the need to nap. His lunch off. And I proceeded to tell him to go ahead. That I would go and have fun all by Melself.

and I did. I headed to do some slides which were fun. Especially the Storm Slides. And Mayday Falls. I really like the Storm Slides tho. I thought about doing Humunga Kowabunga because I normally really like that one too. But decided against it. Do to a combination of the morning near death experience and also that there were no crew of happyhaunts waiting at the bottom to see me land with my bikini top in a tooth floss position. So they could harass me all day and into eternity. About it. BTDT.

Then I set out to Lazy The River. But in full alert. Which was super relaxing. Until a bunch of teenagers decided to have a water fight real real close to me.

I magically yelled "AWAY! Away from me!"!!!!

And they actually stopped and listened to my parental tone. And did just that.

Still got it my ghostly baby loves!!!! Still got it!!!!

I mentally grounded them for a week each and took their phones for good measure.

Disney lazy rivering would be sooooo much better with all the kids. Gone.


Ouch. I'm an old fart. I am.


Then I went back to check if Mellyman was alive and/or needed a Lipidor transfusion. He was still sleeping lol! Now I see how Calvin comes by this naturally and can only pray for both of them.


I sat down and started beeping. Mellyman awoke in short order and I said, "Good Morning Fat Man!" All bright and cheery as I do. Whatever the time of day. It makes him laugh so that's all good.

Then I dragged him back to the Lazy River and piloted him around making stupid and corny comments just to amuse him. Not unlike the Jungle Cruise.
Skippers.

We did two loops and decided to head outta Dodge and back to The Boardwalk Villas. To shower and dress and head to dinner. At Flying Fish.


Where we would commence to eat and drink like fiends. Like Sher and her new husband on a baker's dozen of pickup truck road kill and raw hooch. No doubt.

Cheers, Mel.


Edit: Back tomorrow to reply to your awesome comments which I greatly appreciate and say hi to Haley.

 

[RedHatDisney]

Alas, my Fudd is no more....but...I, too, pile/d up a great topping bar salad. My belovednowdeceasedbutnotforgotten hubs would roll his eyes at me. Just like a tween. And snicker. Those were the days.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Mel

You are spot on with the U.S. fast food dining experiences

We love the thousands of packettes of different condiments - various mayo's, hot sauces, mustards, and Dijon Ketchups heehee. MrYak has me load up my purse just for fun.

Have you tried Sweet Tomatoes? It's the Bomb Diggity and you can pull up coupons right there on your phone.

Neil young'd. Lol!

 

[tonga]

This Canadian family gets excited about the U.S. chain restaurants too. We plan to go off site for more meals next trip, and Fuddrucker's is on our list to try, so we appreciate the review!

We LOVE Flying Fish! It is one of our only must-do places every trip. And when we go in March it will be closed for renovations. We are really sad about that, and really hoping that the menu won't change when it re-opens.

 

[AshClan]

My husband has a huge problem with eating at chain restaurants when traveling, unless it happens to be a chain restaurant we don't have at home. Because otherwise, why bother going on vacation if you are hitting all the same ole chain joints? But if Canada is lacking in that area, then I suppose these types of places could be justified. I'd still rather hit up some WDW hotel restaurant over something out of Crossroads, though. I feel like Kona, Sanaa, GF Cafe, Olivia's, or even some of the resort CS places are all a heck of a lot more appealing than the FUDD. To each his own I suppose. I do, however, approve of your dinner choice. FF is a great place. Not my #1 fave, but I wouldn't turn up my nose at it. I would like to get back to Yachtsmen one of these days, too, though. Since the salmonella from anotherplacethatshan'tbenamed ruined my last meal there.

Hot Cheese Goo as salad dressing? O.M.G. That may be worse than mayo on a hot dog. Maybe.

 

[ScrapYap]

The only thing wrong with your TR is that you don't freshly install it twice a day. You're funnier than Bill Bryson. But you look like Christina Applegate.

I used to think mine was the tropeyist family. But it was only ever just a scary clown. And the barges were only ever just towel thingies. And the best we could do with rain was cats and dogs and there you are all forrestgumpedup with its fatness. And Mellyman with the Neil Younging. I never even Gordon Lightfooted anyone. And I stole delicate flower (for which my husband does not thank you) from you years ago. So I bow to you, queen of tropes. (Not in the modern interwebs way, but the old English class way.) However, you are a fraud - because you posted a photo, and Mellyman is definitely not fat.

We love Fuddrucker's too. Equally good, though at the opposite end of the burger thickness spectrum (as well as the fry thickness spectrum), is Freddy's - which just opened a location a stone's throw from the Crossings - over by the Publix beyond the Catholic shrine. No toppings bar. But a huge treat for those who don't have Freddy's near home. As good as In-N-Out, only even thinner. Just so you know. Though you'd have to order literally six burger patties and stack them up to get a fuddly experience.

Looking forward to the Flying Fish!

Tuesday July 14th aka Day 3 Part 4 aka gonna GROSSH y'all OUT~

It was threatening to rain hard. Really hard. not like Southern Ontario hard but Florida hard. The difference is in the size of raindrops. Florida raindrops are huge like the size of biscuits. Fat Rain... we call it. Just like the blades of grass in Florida. Huge huge blades. Fat Kush... we call it. NOSnoopdogg.

Have I mentioned I'm a big fan yet?

Of the Dogg btw. Not wasting my life on a couch eating Doritos, contemplating the circumference of my juicy boogers and planning an awesome future which I won't have the energy for. Cause of life in stonedtown.

Life lesson KIDZ! My kids.

Have to say things like that all the time as a parent to teenagers who now think I'm a total hypocrite cause of the Snoop Doggie love thingie. *sigh*

He's funny. That's what I like. And that's all. There.

Where was I?

Oh yes. Rain.


Looking like rain so we headed to the lockers, grabbed some stuff and threw some clothing on. Headed out of the park along with a boat load of other riff raff which could tell it was going to rain.

Because their ankles were aching. NOMellyman. You fully earned it. The broken leg which gave you the arthritis. You DID score the goal as you hit the boards. And shattered your fibula. WE know. WE KNOW.

Everyone knows. Heh heh.

Back into the clown car and off to THE FUDD. (Note here to Ash... yes we indeed had planned to miss DTD or Disney Springs this whole trip. Bunch of a mess it is right now. Truly.)

However... we DID plan to eat offsite a few times. We gangsta bad.

As we entered the Crossroads Plaza (?) the Fat Rain drops started. I asked Mellyman to please please drop me at the door of Fuddruckers so I didn't get my already wet hair wet.

***?????? Anyhow, he did it cause Mellyman is all gentleman like that and likes to be sweetish to Me(l) on occasion. THANKS MELLY!!!!

I went in and he parked as the storm hit. OHHHHHHH it really hit instantly. Wow. was a real downpour.


Mellyman came in dripping wet. I pretended not to notice and looked at the menu wall. But he asked what I was going to get and if "dry" was as nice as it looked?

Heheheh.

He decided on a burger and I told him to go get a table. I would do the rest. As he was creating quite the puddle which was actually a slip zone hazard.

I ordered two bottles of beer. One 1/2 lb burger for him, one grilled chicken burger for myself, a large order of wedge fries and a large order of well done onion rings. YUM! E!

Brought our beers and to the booth and told Mellyman to go and start foraging for pickles, mayo, ketchup, bbq sauce and hotfakecheesegoo. LOTS.

Off he went. On his mission.

I prepared our napkins.

He came back with tons of little paper containers full of questionable nutritional value.

Our food was ready and quickly we had baskets of burgers, fries and onion rings. We headed up to the topping bar to do some damage. Ohhh this is what I LOVE about The Fudd besides their wonderful buns. Fresh hot buns. Topping bars, buffets, cafeteria style eateries and salad bars don't seem to exist much in Canada. To our detriment. So we like to take advantage of the rare thrill when in the America. That is why we like to eat offsite on occasion. Plus you guys in America have way more chain restaurants than we do. Which you can certainly turn your noses down at but is a true novelty for us Northerners. Say what you will about Ruby Tuesday. They have a SALAD BAR. I *almost* like the restaurant better than the Stones song.

EEEEEEK~ Rock felony.

We came back to the table after making our burgers so large with toppings that I wasn't sure how we would get them into our mouths. Without unhinging our jaws like anacondas.

Which is a lil jokey poo. It's a myth. NOD to Vector our Science Director.

Mellyman: Mel! Look at all this food. It's ridiculous. We can't possibly eat all this. What were you thinking?

Me(l): Just watch you. Heh heh.

Mellyman: Mel there's no way. And what the hell is that pile beside your burger?

Me(l): Topping bar salad with lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickles, peppers and pico de gallo.

Mellyman: Where did you find French dressing? I didn't see dressing.

Me(l): It's hot cheese goo dressing.

Mellyman: OMG. You complete me.


Yes... and it was pretty good. So there.


We started to eat. And eat. Eat eat eat. And guess what? We ate it all~~~ Yes we did. And... for everyone's information: Mayo on a hotdog is pretty good. And just give it one try. You'll be sold.

We had a great lunch at The Fudd! And we'll be back again later this year with all the happyhaunts in tow. (Yes Beth... that was INDEED both a threat and a promise!)

We decided that since the storm had stopped during our lunch we would not head to Walmart to return our POC camera and instead head back to Typhoon Lagoon for some more fun in the sun. Since the morning had been so stellar heh heh.

Back in the tiny red cherry car and back to the park.

Back to the lockers, change and stow and back to our premium Getaway Glen digs bought and paid for with my dignity. All was good.

Especially since premium bikini lady was there again.

I looked at Mellyman and he gave me an instant INSTANT double thumbs down. I laffed hard cause he did it with a straight face and that was soooo cute lol! So I said to him that maybe just maybe I should try and compete with stunning bikini goddess. And buy an equally tiny and tightest bikini evah. And guess what he did? Right then.


He Neil Young'd me!


He said, "Mel. You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain. Again."!!!!!

OHHHHHHH WOW! Them's fightin' lyrics!!!!!

Have you ever been Neil Young'd before? Well I have. And it's not pretty.


(That's for someone along with a giant NOD)


Now then Mellyman proceeded to announce the need to nap. His lunch off. And I proceeded to tell him to go ahead. That I would go and have fun all by Melself.

and I did. I headed to do some slides which were fun. Especially the Storm Slides. And Mayday Falls. I really like the Storm Slides tho. I thought about doing Humunga Kowabunga because I normally really like that one too. But decided against it. Do to a combination of the morning near death experience and also that there were no crew of happyhaunts waiting at the bottom to see me land with my bikini top in a tooth floss position. So they could harass me all day and into eternity. About it. BTDT.

Then I set out to Lazy The River. But in full alert. Which was super relaxing. Until a bunch of teenagers decided to have a water fight real real close to me.

I magically yelled "AWAY! Away from me!"!!!!

And they actually stopped and listened to my parental tone. And did just that.

Still got it my ghostly baby loves!!!! Still got it!!!!

I mentally grounded them for a week each and took their phones for good measure.

Disney lazy rivering would be sooooo much better with all the kids. Gone.


Ouch. I'm an old fart. I am.


Then I went back to check if Mellyman was alive and/or needed a Lipidor transfusion. He was still sleeping lol! Now I see how Calvin comes by this naturally and can only pray for both of them.


I sat down and started beeping. Mellyman awoke in short order and I said, "Good Morning Fat Man!" All bright and cheery as I do. Whatever the time of day. It makes him laugh so that's all good.

Then I dragged him back to the Lazy River and piloted him around making stupid and corny comments just to amuse him. Not unlike the Jungle Cruise.
Skippers.

We did two loops and decided to head outta Dodge and back to The Boardwalk Villas. To shower and dress and head to dinner. At Flying Fish.


Where we would commence to eat and drink like fiends. Like Sher and her new husband on a baker's dozen of pickup truck road kill and raw hooch. No doubt.

Cheers, Mel.


Edit: Back tomorrow to reply to your awesome comments which I greatly appreciate and say hi to Haley.

 

[mellvswdw1]

Mel...sorry so late back to the party. So, I appreciate the advise on not getting into the Glen via a heart attack like panic attack, however I am planning a trip in October with my two parents on scooters, my sister and her snarky but totally lovable daughter age 15, and her 1 year old in a stroller with my 2 year old in the same 2 person stroller, and my darling own Mellyman aka Captain Grumpy. Either a panic attack will be for sure or I won't draw a sober breath during the whole trip. We(captain grumpy and said 2 year old/going to have every melt down possible child) are coming a few days before the invasion(of said parents who can't walk but can hit every human possible on said scooter, and the three mouseketeers) and a few days alone with my famdamly after the completion of the "family vacation" aka we may kill each other in 8 days at the happiest place on earth.

So, I am now totally freaked out again with the replay of the snake and the screaming happy little haunt and the English gent. That recap made me snort water through my nose....you have been missed.

I will admit I am a total US citizen loser for not ever stepping foot into a FUDD....this must end on our next trip.

You again have made me laughed in many inappropriate places....thanks so very much....looking forward to the next installment....

Mel(l)

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Some reply guys:

POOKIE: Thanks for all the "likes" in my trippie thus far. It's real nice. And I'm giving you a "like". Right here. It's a lazy like but it's real. I just don't wanna start hitting that button cause I like too much. SHtuff here.

Glad you liked The Fudd! (lazy smiley guy right here)

Jami Whammy Bammy: Bam! for your FUDD story. I laughed especially cause it sounded kinda stressful for you. All those damn homeless buns. After the panic attack reference lol. That's not funny. Sorry. But... I just loved when you wrote "good stewardship". That was real nicely done.

I also hated that you think carbs are bad!!!!

STRIKE!!!!

HI Haley! AND MR> SILLI!: My gosh it is good to see you both again. I totally forgot how funny Mr. Silli is!!!! Robot Overlords!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!! OH... I'm so mad at myself for that. Forgetting his total silliness. Stick around. Everyone likes Haley.

Especially CCHUB! That's sayin something right there!

ASHMYDARLINGASH: You're so mean to Me(l) about mayo on hotdogs and hot cheese goo dressing lol. Live a little! You health conscious liberal food snob!

And Ashypoo... I'm dying literally dying (NOpanicattack) to find out which Disney Dining Establishment made you so so so so so so so sick?

Let me guess: Was it THE DITCH? or HESS? Maybe Chef Sickey's? Or 'Ohana? The Yakking Yeti??? Hummmmm...

I'm going with The WAVE (of nausea). Cause you would SO eat there.

now. tell us tell us!!!! Heh heh.

RedHatDisney: You are new. And I have already nicknamed you Redhatlady. Cause you seem like a real lady you do. I am sorry for the loss of your husband. I really am.

Also for the loss of your FUDD.

And I'm glad you've found your people. Here. If, in fact, your people are a group of funny sweet hilarious witty oddballs. Then... you are home. Fo' sure.

Borg on the topping bar salad. Ma'am.


YAK: Whew! Stay with Me(l) here!!! Those darn Americans are all really weird about food. Far as I can tell.

I steal American condiment packs too.

To teach them a lesson not unlike we did with the War of 1812. Those expansionists! Also... Mellyman expanded his gut this trip. Onto their soil.

tonga: Yes my fellow Canadian! We agree totally on American chain restaurants. And also on Flying Fish. I indeed hope the menu retains some of the classics.

Welcome!


SCRAPKarrieYap: Thanks for the Freddie's tip. I gotta check it out online and see what it's all about.

And also for all those nice thingies you just said right there. HUG!

Although I am no longer Mellyman's trophy wife. Due to being thoroughly Neil Young'd. I think I will call myself a "Tropey Wife" instead. lol!

Thanks!!!! Bud.


Cheers, Mel.


P.Sedit: Spoiler on Flying Fish. WAS GREAT! And will be coming down the tube here prolly tomorrow. Roll tide!

 

[kpk89]

Oh my stars. Forty nine tries to get my usernames and password figured out. Doesnt help that they are based on initials I don't have anymore and a cat that died years ago. And-- paging javamom.... Might need a new more smiley avatar based on updated and more smiley circumstances.

Never mind that. It's true! And the pics were still there! Although I have a funny feeling you photo-stalked some other couple and used their photo. Sad couple is cute as could be, you should thank them and maybe send a fruit basket for that they agreed to be the face of the HappyHaunts. Or did they?

So, so sorry to hear that the General is not well. You are a rock star and a true hero (NOcaitlyn) for being there for her. And yet I'm super happy to know that you took a wee time out for yourself. Which is vital for carrying on and such.

 

[ZZUB]

I cannot believe I left on vacation and came back and this tediously boring crap burger of a Trip Report hasn't been shut down yet. Not on account of the idle chit chat (which is the ONLY interesting part of this crapola) but more on account of how stupid this thing is.

Why didn't you have the decency to die on the floor of the gift shop in Typhoon Lagoon?

Selfish.

Think of how good that would have made your Trip Report! Think of other people why don't you?

Instead, I'm stuck reading this drivel about going off property to eat at Fuddruckers? AND THEN YOU ORDERED A CHICKEN BURGER??!! Why don't you just lift your leg on Mickey Mouse the next time you see him? It would be less offensive.

But then you'd have to actually step foot in a theme park, which it appears you are adverse to doing. Not when there's a Walmart and a crappy burger joint (at which you ate chicken!) nearby.

I don't fault you for scooping up some unavailable-at-home-chain-restrauntary. And here, I agree with Mr. Ashclan, you can only eat at ones you don't have access to at home. When the ZZUBs travel (it's far more interesting and less felonious than the HappyHaunts), we only eat at places we can't eat at home.

So I reckon I'll look past the indecency of you leaving WDW to go to Fuddruckers if you swear on your capped teeth that you don't have one within 50 miles of your trailer park. And if you vow to never eat chicken in a burger joint again.

You get a salad at Chick Fil A, don't you?

For the love of Mr. Silly's pet hedgehog, please pep this thing up before the somnolence overtakes all of us like a wave. Or a Crimson Tide if you will.



Edited to honor Lord John Marbury who, like this Trip Report, remains dead, "Brendan McGann cannot come to the White House."

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

RRUB a DDUB ZZUB = Three men in a TTUB!!! (mass and volume)

I have five things to say here:

1. My donkey teeth are all natural. They are perfectly uneven. Not capped. As they are so large I cannot pay for the square footage.

2. HEE HAW

3. Maybe you should indulge in a lean protein now and again.

4. Fatty.

5. OMG! I missed you so much!!!! Did you get the Neil Young'd thingie? That... is your legacytoMel.

6. Next time you go away please have the common decency to let me know. I worry.

9. You missed our freaking Yoga class.



Cheers, Mel.

Edit: I have more to say but you irritated me thoroughly right now there.

Also sorry I didn't die for your amusement. You butthat.

And nice shout out to SHER...she lives in the trailer park. Duh.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Tuesday July 14th aka the pics. Which I'm gonna do first before I write the next chapter tonite. As I will not have the energy to mess them up again later aka they prolly won't work.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

DAMMIT!!!!!!

 

[erinyella]

How exciting is this? I haven't been in the dis boards in years, and on a whim decided to check out the trip reports the other night. It is so much fun seeing familiar Maelstromer names. I am enjoying your trip report, and find it hard to believe that your children are not little anymore. i don't mean to sound like a creepy stalker, but I always think of your youngest son and his aversion to the windy guys. My 3 year old son loves them and always screams excitedly when we see one.
Also, I am sorry to hear about your mom. Taking care of an ailing parent is incredibly difficult, best wishes for her and for you.

Oh, and I am glad you didn't die on the floor. Of a water park gift store, really of all places!

Can't wait to hear more of your adventures.

Erinyella (formerly known as Em'smom)

 

[Mr. Silly]

For the love of Mr. Silly's pet hedgehog

We must all love Princess Pricklepants, even when she's in her rebellious phase.

(sorry, got excited that our hedgehog was mentioned....)