GRUMPY PIRATE
First rule, always!!
- Joined
- Aug 23, 2007
You aren't allowed free rum anymore after the last incident. I have the pictures and I will use them as blackmail.
As for the CLOWNS, I hope you all know I'll have the nightmare of the clown chasing me through the swamps again tonight. I'm not kidding. I really do have those dreams. I think a psychiatrist would have a field day with that, too. I plan on forcing myself to look at the clowns at POFQ in June. Maybe it will desensitize me. . .I hope.
Thats it? heck thats easy to fix!!
Just dream that the clown catches you, BUT you have a deadly virus that only clowns can catch, and it causes them to melt!!!
And after the clown is dead, you are walking out of the swamp, and find a cache of RUM casks hidden there years ago by Pirates, and the rum is aged to perfection.
RUM?