The I am a pirate/fireman, I am not a hijacker thread, all about nothing in general

[alicia1506]

So people, lesson learned today.

Off to the osteo about my injury, and I have a new injury.

Listen very carefully.

I have stretched my muscles across the top of my ribs (technical term no idea) from vacuuming.



I will not be vacuuming anymore, I better get a cleaner

sorry you got hurt ....

so,....

what exactly did you do (step by step instructions preferred) so that i can also get out of the dreaded vacuuming ...

 

[becpee]

sorry you got hurt ....

so,....

what exactly did you do (step by step instructions preferred) so that i can also get out of the dreaded vacuuming ...

LOL no (explicit deleted) idea.

If I knew i'd be sure to do it again next week.




Mixed at home bourbon #5 (is it time to stop yet?)
I have to work at 12:30 tomorrow arvo
DH is still at a work dinner
And DS6 is still awake, singing Under Pressure (David Bowie)


Pretty sure Blink 182 is coming up real soon

Cue Stockholm Syndrome (the song)

 

[australiankaren]

So people, lesson learned today.

Off to the osteo about my injury, and I have a new injury.

Listen very carefully.

I have stretched my muscles across the top of my ribs (technical term no idea) from vacuuming.



I will not be vacuuming anymore, I better get a cleaner

as my old water polo coach used to say....
"3 things to remember ladies.......
1. always stretch,
2. use tape on togs and
3. secure the damn floaties to your horses securly this time!"

you should have stretched

 

[PrincessInOz]

Is that in a big plastic bottle which can be bought from chemists?? I remember seeing those

Purely medicinal use only, naturally.

 

[becpee]

as my old water polo coach used to say....
"3 things to remember ladies.......
1. always stretch,
2. use tape on togs and
3. secure the damn floaties to your horses securly this time!"

you should have stretched

Stretched before vacuuming?

LOL

 

[PrincessInOz]

So people, lesson learned today.

Off to the osteo about my injury, and I have a new injury.

Listen very carefully.

I have stretched my muscles across the top of my ribs (technical term no idea) from vacuuming.



I will not be vacuuming anymore, I better get a cleaner

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[becpee]

Hope you feel better soon.

Bourbon is medicinal

 

[alicia1506]

as my old water polo coach used to say....
"3 things to remember ladies.......
1. always stretch,
2. use tape on togs and
3. secure the damn floaties to your horses securly this time!"

you should have stretched

who knew a little light housework was something you had to limber up for.... ??

maybe they should make a workout video for women -- housework 101 --

'now run that vacuum, run that vacuum, and breathe, and breathe. and fold those clothes and fold those clothes, count it down for me, 3, 2, 1 and stretch to put the groceries away, and stretch ... hold it!!!

lmao

 

[PrincessInOz]

Bourbon is medicinal

The more the merrier.

 

[PrincessInOz]

who knew a little light housework was something you had to limber up for.... ??

maybe they should make a workout video for women -- housework 101 --

'now run that vacuum, run that vacuum, and breathe, and breathe. and fold those clothes and fold those clothes, count it down for me, 3, 2, 1 and stretch to put the groceries away, and stretch ... hold it!!!

lmao

Don't forget to 'bend and snap'.

 

[australiankaren]

yep.....A universal fact re vacuuming is that it is regarded as
a. a sport
b. recreational activity
c. extreme sport not covered by travel insurance
d. something my mother does when she comes to visit

then yes, you need to stretch, but also dont vacuum for at least an hour after eating as you may cramp up.

Up there with
a. Dont drink and post
b. dont drink and operate heavy machinery ie vacuum cleaner, electric toothbrush, hair clippers
c. dont drink and order dodgy indian food from the same place you got sick last time
d. dont drink then ring your mother with a great idea re changes in the arrangements for Christmas that have been in place for the last 20 years and expect a positive outcome.

you have been warned!

 

[alicia1506]

Don't forget to 'bend and snap'.

so it seems that we are not the type to go out friday nights -- yay!!!

plus, drinking at home = cheaper = more money for the trip

 

[becpee]

so it seems that we are not the type to go out friday nights -- yay!!!

plus, drinking at home = cheaper = more money for the trip

Even better when you're drinking birthday gifts


Bourbon i've never tried until Sunday just gone, and haven't left it since, can't be bad

Slate



Whodathunkit?

 

[australiankaren]

I love that movie...nearly as much as "clueless".....

bend.........and snap

bend...........and snap

bend.........and OMG *** .......

followed by
"hello, Ambulance...yes I was bending and snapping and now I'm broken...send help....but make sure he's tall, strapping and can at least carry a tune......."..

"yes, a tune...but must know all the words to Wham's greatest hits,yes I know that's only 2 songs and can we stop off for a slurpee??"

 

[PrincessInOz]

Love multiple choice!

yep.....A universal fact re vacuuming is that it is regarded as

d. something my mother does when she comes to visit


But my mother never does come to visit.....

Up there with

b. dont drink and operate heavy machinery ie vacuum cleaner, electric toothbrush, hair clippers

Light machinery such as fishing spears, electric carvers and the like are excluded.

you have been warned!

 

[becpee]

I love that movie...nearly as much as "clueless".....

bend.........and snap

bend...........and snap

bend.........and OMG *** .......

followed by
"hello, Ambulance...yes I was bending and snapping and now I'm broken...send help....but make sure he's tall, strapping and can at least carry a tune......."..

"yes, a tune...but must know all the words to Wham's greatest hits,yes I know that's only 2 songs and can we stop off for a slurpee??"

Straight through to the keeper.

What movie is that?

 

[PrincessInOz]

Bend and Snap?


From Legally Blonde.

 

[becpee]

Bend and Snap?


From Legally Blonde.

Don't think i've seen it

 

[PrincessInOz]

I know what you're doing tomorrow....

 

[Mum from oz]

Don't think i've seen it

Blasphemy!


..... This is what goes on when I miss the Dis for a few days. Pirates, firemen and pot stirrers. Did I miss the firemen?