maroo
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Ok, I don't want to appear unPC here but this is a little funny if you don't get offended by it:
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/ne...-things-disney-can-do-to-fight-swine-flu.html
Top 10 things Disney can do to fight Swine Flu.
Posted on Apr 30, 2009 1:56:40 PM
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(For the record, I pick No. 3. There is nothing Disney can do about the flu, just like there is nothing the airlines can do about it. Everybody is going through all these frentic motions for no other reason than to look they they are doing something. So my thinking is that unless this starts turning into 1918, we all just chill out. In fact, I'd run over and hop on Tower of Terror this afternoon if I still had my annual pass.)
10) Mickey flu masks. Take a standard surgical mask, dye it black, add ears and sell it for $10.
9) Send out the Fantasia mop brigade, invite the TV cameras in for a quick photo-op, then lay them off.
8) Close down the buffets. God help me, but I continue to eat at Chef Mickeys despite kids picking their noses before picking their waffles.
7) Send the Three Little Pigs to Egypt.
6) Combination barf-bag/flu masks in Mission: Space.
5) Close the parks and apply for Tarp money.
4) Sell Mickey-shaped Tamiflu capsules for $95, chargeable to your room.
3) Just hunker down and wait for the flu panic to go away next week.
2) Do a commercial with Dr. Sanjay Gupta. Hey, Sanjay! You just got back from meeting with patient Zero in Mexico. What are you doing now?
1) Create a media diversion by sending Casey Anthony a swine-flu laced Mickey Bar.
Sorry if I've offended anyone but I just had to post!
Ha ha ha!! Some much needed humor for all of us, I am sure! lol