September 20, The Park Edition.
We had previously planned to make this a MK day. Makes sense, right? But when that was planned, we had NO idea that we wouldn't have been to AK yet. Because, if you recall, we thought we'd either be going alone to parks in the mornings then meeting with family later for swim and food and no parks at all, or they would just go with us.
So here it was, day million (or so it felt), and no AK. This would not do, not at all! And that's why we drove to breakfast, because we were going to drive to AK. And so we did!
This is yet another imperfect memory day (the good news is that Robert isn't traveling and will be home soon, and might be able to fill in some gaps in this report).
At 11:30 am we were seeing this!
Basically, today we started in Asia, since before we had started in Africa. Eamon wanted to try Expedition Everest again. He had been too surprised by it in December to enjoy it, and was willing. Sniffle sniffle, growing up!
He liked the ride this time!
Weird plant.
So pretty...so hot.
Things I remember from this day. Hot. Cranky. Robert and I having tantrums while waiting outside the Kali entrance for it to be time to get new FPs so we could get them for Kali (cannot recall what we had them for already, though maybe it was EE b/c I recall the guys going more than once that day), me stomping off with some excuse to put my feet in water that was splashing in a kid area....ugh. Who knows why those things happen? I blame the stinkin' heat.
I mean, not to quote Biloxi Blues or anything, and it's not correct since we were in "Asia" after all, but seriously, it was hot...Africa hot.
Finally we went on Kali. We had FPs in our pockets...for later. So there we were, in a stand by line from Hades. The thought of 2 minutes of refreshing water was worth it. At the time.
But not by the time we reached the front.
The line was far longer than the line said it was. Which we should have known, as we had sat there watching the wait get longer and longer before we got in the line. But omg.
The line is HOT when it's warm outside. Sure, it's inside, or at least under shelter, but there's no air conditioning. There are *some* fans, but the time spent in between them is way too long.
Making it all so much worse was the group behind us. As we entered the main part of the line, where the path is a bit wide, I knew they wanted to pass us. But we were moving steadily, though a little slower than usual (I had blisters, have I mentioned that? and it was HOT), but because of the steady progress I just didn't think they should go in front of us. We were getting enough people passing because they had FPs (a righteous pass, because the left line is for FPs but it wasn't roped off all the time) or because they didn't know you were supposed to have FPs for that side (a failure on Disney's part to not rope it all the way off OR have CMs along the way....
but it was really amusing to watch those people have to go back to the END of the line, making the walk of shame past everyone they'd just passed in such a "those people are such suckers for waiting in THAT line" sort of way), and I just couldn't deal with this large family getting their way by being rude. If I'm taking pictures at Mr Potato Head and there is a vast empty space between me and the next person in front of me, YES, GO, go ahead, pass me. But not when we're all just making our way to wherever the line was clumped up ahead.
So we were thoroughly punished for this.
This large family of people who were either from elsewhere, or who were getting their money's worth out of Rosetta Stone, if RS sells a Brazilian Portuguese set, were just obnoxious in every way we could have imagined. The whole line long.
Between setting the children free to roam around in line, to letting a boy who was darned well old enough to know better go OUT of the temple and onto the themed "grounds" of the temple where no one is supposed to be, to the women of the group standing THISCLOSE to Robert.... It was just thoroughly annoying. The standing thing was the absolute worst. I am not exaggerating when I tell you they kept standing so close to his back I'm surprised they didn't just put his shirt on. It was so weird! And I can't say "it's a cultural thing, personal space is differently defined there" because they weren't standing that close to me, to Eamon, to each other, to anyone. Just to Robert.
So...ya know...90 degrees outside, 100 in the temple line, 130 in Robert's general vicinity because of the people taking turns immediately behind him.
While all of this was going on, I was realizing I wasn't feeling so great. Not quite enough water yet, we were running out of Vitamin Waters (brilliant creations, the Power C and Revive formulas are, brilliant!). Woozy.
We're approaching the end of the line and our patience, I'm getting out the ponchos, and then there's mass confusion because the head of the family in the next FP-holding family thinks he just gets to go into the line willy nilly and he's getting stressy because he's not allowed and we're getting stressy because it's OUR turn to go not the FP dude's, and I'm getting stressy because I really WANT MY PONCHO NOW but the idea of putting it on at any point earlier than I absolutely have to put it on is sickening to me as I am worried I will melt into a puddle from the heat.
OK I'll back up and tell you that the ponchos we have are nylon, definitely non-disposable, and not really hot, apart from the concept of how it will trap heat under it.
But I couldn't reason it out. I'd been plunked down in Asia in monsoon season but without the monsoon and I was annoyed!
Of course, R&E weren't having these problems, they just put on their ponchos. But I barely got mine on before we got to the boat.
And then we were put in the boat with the family in *front* of us. The family behind was so difficult I haven't described the front people, but they were basically back-people Lite. I would have thought that they were together (and if they had made ANY indication that they were indeed together I would have let them join up but they did not) but they never once spoke a word to each other.
So we were with the front family, and they did NOT know that they would be joined, and had spread themselves out in the boat.
Let's just say...the system had to slow down for our boat, and if that family had not spread themselves out it wouldn't have had to slow down. Now if Robert and I were teensy we could have squeezed by, and so it wouldn't have slowed down...but "not being teensy" isn't against the rules of the ride, but "not giving others room to sit" kinda is.
The ride was wet, I got drenched, especially on my bum, because I hadn't gotten the poncho down enough, and never got the chance to fix it. I was NOT happy.
In fact, by the time we got back to the dock, I was VERY not happy. By the time we got to the bridge where there's room to put yourself back together, I was VERY VERY not happy. And by the time we got a few steps after that, and I realized how damned wet my bottom had gotten, and that I was peeved with myself for not buying the "wicking" underpants made for runners, I, yes, I started to cry. At that moment, I felt that the world was just ruined for me. I mean, sad moments of Lord of the Rings sort of sad. Aw man I was a mess.
So let's let me get myself back together, and I'll post on this embarrassing note.