If I only really liked you before, after that reply I LOVE you!
The more kids I had, the less strict I became about everything.
This is SO funny. I have a friend who had three kids and then adopted her 4th from China and she wrote me this note: "Yes, it is quite crazy around here, keeping up with 4 kids. But they are really fabulous and I am very blessed to be their mom. I tell people that with each new child, I just had to lower my standards. I used to arrive everywhere on time, have nice hair and make-up everyday, no dirty dishes in the sink overnight, prepare 3 square meals each day from all the food groups, etcetera. Now I'm happy with much less than that. As long as everyone is still breathing, things are okay."
I thought that was the funniest thing ever (at the time I only had Erin and she was little). I said, so do you continue lowering your standards over time...? "As long as *most* are breathing, I'm okay..."? Ha ha ha.
I had flashbacks to WDW arguments past.....
Jordan and Derek 2003-"The Consensus Argument"--Jordan fails to get everyone's opinion before making decisions.
Wendy and Jordan 2001-"Wendy's day o' Silence"--Jordan upsets Wendy and Wendy is silent for an entire day.
Jordan and Kim(another Kim)1999-"The Pretzel Search"--Kim makes Jordan look for a pretzel for an hour and a half....Seriously.
Jordan and Derek 1997-"The Meditteranean Food Argument"--Jordan and Derek disagree on what makes food Meditteranean....
Jordan and Brett 1992-"I Don't Really Like You That Much"-Wendy's then-boyfriend and Jordan don't really like each other......
You forgot the Jordan and Polly 1996. Or maybe you just blocked it from your memory because it was so traumatic. Now THAT was a doosie.
I could just see it now.....Words flying back and forth..."Why didn't you wait....you were supposed to be here...why didn't you answer the phone...."
When we got off....Derek and Robo were right behind us....
Both were smiling..........
No fights....
All my worrying for nothing.
I know. Shocker, wasn't it? Derek is softening in his old age. Ha. Or maybe he's just used to you. And me. And our obsessions. Ha.
Poor Kim and her toenail problems. That is the worst! Next time she can buy a bottle of the polish that was used and carry it. Then she can touch up chipped polish.
I think she has acrylics so it was her whole nail that came off... but I think she does have the polish and she just glued the nail back on. But she had to be band-aided for a while which she was bummed about. Why have a pedi if you can't show it off?
What no gross pics of toeless kim? I think you are slacking.....
I think he was trying to avoid creating the "Jordan and Kim 2008 - the Great Toe argument". And also avoid having to sleep out on the balcony for the rest of the trip.
The same question falls on a label put on a microwave. Honestly, on the outside box label it says "DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER." So what that tells me is that someone actually DID!!!!
So get this, I just purchased a flat iron for my hair and one of the warnings on the instruction sheet (outside of the obvious - "metal parts are hot" etc.) was... get this...
"Do not use when sleeping."
Makes me wonder how this one came about. And how this would even be possible.
Hmmmm, all the arguments have one thing in common.........You!
Ahhhh, astute observation.
Erin will sing a long with the songs......
Can't believe it....At least she hasn't discovered Hannah Montana yet.
She asks all the time about Hannah Montana but I say she's too young. I'm sure someday I'll give in but I don't want Miley Cyrus to turn into the next Britney Spears. What a role model...
Tantrums are no fun, and a fact of vacations, too.
