All together now: Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah, Hanukkah is the festival of lights, Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights. When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of People who are Jewish, just like you and me: David Lee Roth lights the menorrah, So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli, Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli. Paul Newmans half Jewish; Goldie Hawns half too, Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew! You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock Cause you can spin the dreidel with captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah, The owner of the Seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah. O.J. Simpson-- not a Jew! But guess who is...hall of famer Rod Carew--(he converted!) We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby, Harrison Fords a quarter Jewish--not too shabby! Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is, Well, he's not, but guess who is: all Three Stooges. So many Jews are in show biz-- Tom cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is. Tell your friend Veronica, it's time you celebrate Hanukkah I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah. So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah, If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah! Anytime you can use Arthur Fonzerelli in a report, you know it's going to be good! I'm sure I just dated myself as well. to my trip report. We've only got 67 days until our mixed up, mixed faith trip to Disneyland. Here is the link to my current WDW ptr and the muse for this beauty: http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2531576 Feel free to check it out but it's not necessary in order to follow the circus that will be this report. I know there are tons of reports to read but my promise to you is that this one will include: indecision deception pure joy big smiles tears hidden souvenirs food porn beach photos drool worthy park and GCV photos lots of laughs at my expense I'm sure Now I'm excited to read it! Stayed tuned for the who, what, where, when, and why.