I'm trying. I need all the bonus points I can get. Can you imagine that I'm the type of guy who always seems to stay in trouble? I might have to take you up on that. What floor are you on? I may need to make an emergency run from 7 if you're close by. Or I could just give the room attendant a good tip that's cheaper than the corkage fee. I already have to do that to make sure the H2Oplus products remain full at all times. Okay, I like the water bottle thing. Creative. But let me remind you of one thing. E has been overseas with a bunch of stinky Marines who never get to shower for the last, what, 2 years? Romance hasn't exactly been on the top of his mind. It'll take him awhile to get back into it. No worries there. We don't have a home phone, just cellphones. I always use mine as the contact number.