Alright people... I remember a couple of you asked me to come back and tell you how this all worked out once I got back, so now that I finally have some time to sit down and do it, I'll do just that...
Nutshell Short Version:
Pretty much everything worked out. Take that naysayers! I feel the only really big(ish) compromise I made all day was skipping Jingle Bells, Jingle Bam. That's about it. Other than that, I did every major thing I wanted to do. A few small headaches along the way, but I stayed flexible and made it work.
Long Version:
I woke up bright and early and got to the TTC probably around 7:30ish, give or take. Bought the Express Parking upgrade for $15, the girl at the counter knew just what it was. Monorail was closed so I took the Ferry Boat over to MK. My whole life I've prefered the Monorail, as it feels faster and I find it more comfortable and enjoyable... BUT... I didn't mind doing the Ferryboat this morning, as I discovered early dawn Ferry Boat before the crowds is actually very... soul-centeringly soothing, lol.
Asked a few employees a few questions about the express transport before the welcoming show. 4 out of 5 of them didn't know what I was talking about. Word was clearly not well spread about this new service amongst the staff. Welcome show came and went. Enjoyed seeing it again after many years. On the advice of this thread, I didn't bother going into the park to ensure my chances of making it to Epcot before they opened were better. Hopped the resort monorail back to the TTC. Hopped a bus from the TTC to Epcot (Epcot Monorails weren't running yet, as some in this thread predicted).
Got to Epcot, got through security & walked in at probably 10 minutes to 9am. About the same time I arrived on my previous Sept trip. Went straight to Frozen. Line was down the street to Mexico, but the ride doors weren't open yet, so I waited anyway, figuring the street line would empty into the building (which was correct). Timed my wait, it was approx. 20 minutes, which was more than fine by me. When I got off, I bought some Frozen Magic Bandits, because I like Frozen, and try to buy a little something whenever I'm in Norway. They also compliment the Very Merry band I bought the next day very well.
Went and rode Test Track Single Rider. Got on and off pretty quick. Bought a Holidays Around the World pin at the center of the park to commemorate the visit. Picked up same-day fastpasses for Spaceship Earth and Living with the Land using my spare Magic Bands. Each was only 5 minutes from the time I got them both, so I used them immediately. I'd have liked to have ridden Soarin' as well, but the wait times were over an hour w/ no fastpass available, so I skipped it. Rode it in Sept, so no big deal. By the time I got off The Land it was pushing near to 11am... so I headed to World Showcase. I was mildly annoyed when I got there that hardly any of the Holiday Food Stands opened before noon, making me say, "Well why did I rush straight here at 11am if none of the reasons I'm here are open!?" SO... I grabbed a Crazy Elf at Joffreys (one of the few I found WAS open) and rode the Three Caballeros ride to kill some time. Shopped in China briefly. By around 11:45, the Holiday Story in Norway was starting, so I caught that. After that... the Holiday stands were all open, and the stories were scheduled pretty much non-stop across showcase in 15-30 minute intervals, so I just bounced from one story to the next as they happened: After Norway I high-tailed it to Japan and watched their story, grabbed a holiday cheese plate in Germany along the way (which was great!). Bounced back to China to watch their Holiday show after, grabbing the alcoholic peppermint hot-chocolate drink in America, and a Caramel Kiss in Germany on the way. After China I looped around the front and got a Holiday Sandwich near the front of showcase (waited way too long for it... cold by the time I ate it... SLOW employees at that stand). Continued to the UK & watched Father Christmas then on to France where I watched Pere Noel, all while eating my sandwich along the way. Backpeddled over to Italy and watched La Befana. Headed back to Japan and shopped a short bit. Checked out that Kawaii exhibit, which I'd never seen before. Went over to Morocco & watched their Holiday story. It was about 2:00 at that point, so I went to try and catch the 2:30 bus to Hollywood Studios...
As mentioned earlier, practically NO employees were up to speed on the paid express busses, and I had trouble finding one who could direct me to the pickup point. By the time I did find one, it was almost 2:30 on the dot, which is later than I meant to arrive. I told them studios. They said bus would be there in about 2 minutes. I sat down. They came over 2 minutes later and said they were mistaken, and the bus had just left, and wouldn't be back for 1/2 hour (approx. 3pm). I told them I was a bit peeved about that, as it was a chore finding employees who could actually direct me to the bus stop, and I was now sure to miss my Tower of Terror fastpass window at Studios (ending at 2:55). To make it up to me, they extended my ToT pass to an all day window, and furthermore, gave me a flex pass which I could use on almost any ride in all 4 parks (save a couple exceptions such as FEA and Fireworks). That eased my mood considerably, and I thank them again for it!
Waited out the bus. Got to Studios shortly after 3pm. The bus lets you out literally RIGHT next to Rock 'n' Rollercoaster, so I rode that single rider as soon as I stepped into the park. Then went and used my Toy Story fastpass (which was ending at 3:55). Got off Toy Story a little after 4, just missed the last March of the First Order, and it was too early for the next Star Wars show (which was at 4:30) so I checked out Pizzarizzo. Didn't eat, just poked my head in and took some photos of the new place, as I'm a Muppet fan. Headed back to the middle to check out the Star Wars Galaxy show. Was neat, but I honestly expected more... was basically just "movie clip" "character in a mask" "movie clip" "character in a mask". ANYWAY... went and used my Star Tours fastpass next. Saw a new intro I'd never seen before. Middle was lame old Jakku again. End was Boba Fett, which I'd seen before. Then Went and caught the Frozen Sing Along at 5:30 (never did it before). First 28 minutes were ho-hum. Last 2 minutes where Let It Go is reprised were the most magical insanely cheerful 2 minutes of my entire trip. I've never seen so much artificial snow per square inch in my life. Then went and used my ToT fastpass. Got off that about 6:30... now my original plan was to watch Jingle Bam at 6:45, then try to speed to Fantasmic at 7 and hope they still let me in. Since I've heard repeatedly Jingle Bam is nothing special... and ToT is literally right next to Fantasmic, I decided to just compromise, cut my loss, and go straight into Fantasmic (oh btw, I forgot, I'd gotten a same-day fastpass for Fantasmic at a kiosk earlier, so I used that). Got a nice seat. Real close. Saw most of the Jingle Bam fireworks from the arena while I waited, which made me feel a little better about skipping it (though couldn't hear the music, or see the projections, obviously). Fantasmic was awesome, better than I remembered, been 5+ years since I last saw it. Though the big Maleficent dragon robot was broken, haha. After that, rushed out of the arena. Checked out Star Wars Launch Bay to check it off my bucket list. Had an encounter out front where some Stormtroopers inspected my bag, which amused me a good deal. Went and rode the great movie ride, because I've heard rumors it might not be around much longer, so I needed to make sure I got at least one more ride in. Considered doing Muppet Vision 3D, but decided to just catch the next bus to Magic Kingdom, because I've done Muppet Vision a million times.
Probably got to Kingdom around 8:45-9pm. Went to the fastpass kiosk by Buzz to see what was available. Was upset to find out I still had a Tower of Terror fastpass, and no longer had my flex pass, because ToT illogically used the wrong fastpass, taking my flex instead of the ride specific pass. Talked to a lady to hopefully rectify it, and she wrote me a paper pass for Minetrain to replace it. Also picked up fastpasses for Winnie the Pooh & It's a Small World while I was there, on the fly. Night kind of becomes a blur here, haha... I watched Carousel of Progress. I think I then headed back to mainstreet to get my free Sorcerer's of the Magic Kingdom cards. Watched Wishes at 10 (so insanely crowded!)... I assume at this point I then went to Fantasyland and used my 3 fastpasses. I then checked the fastpass kiosk near peter pan, and surprisingly got passes for both Pirates and Jingle Cruise (shocked me to find these available so late, must be because I was solo. I did refresh several times before they turned up). Went and rode Jingle Cruise first. Great skipper. Good line delivery. Much better than the one I had in Sept, who spoke too fast, and was hard to understand, ruining a lot of jokes. Got off about... literally 1 minute to midnight. Was amazed I made it to Pirates before they closed the line, so used that pass to (but absolutely didn't need to, as it was practically empty, haha). Got off. Park was mostly closed by then. Shuffled back to mainstreet... shopped a little. Headed home to my hotel.
Saw the opening ceremony. Got more rides in at Epcot than I expected to (would have likes Soarin, but no big deal). Did everything I wanted to do at Studios and then some, except for Jingle Bam. Had no regrets about missing anything at Magic Kingdom, as I did virtually everything else the next night at Very Merry. Got to see wishes the night before seeing Holiday wishes.
As for the rest of the weekend: Did everything else I wanted to do at Magic Kingdom during Very Merry. Saw Friendship Faire & Muppet History for the first time. Got more free cards, including the Very Merry exclusive. Ate at Skipper Canteen for the first time... paid $5 a shrimp for 5 shrimp. Good shrimp, but would absolutely not pay that for such a minimal portion again. Ate so much free cookie and cocoa I wanted to die. Rode Peter Pan for the first time since the refurb. First time I'd seen the new line, very cool. Especially since I'm a big Tinker Bell fan. Rode Barnstormer for the first time in probably 10 years. Pirates & Jingle Cruise both again (another great skipper!). Rode Thunder Mountain, which I didn't get to in Sept, because it was shut down, so yay there! Rode Splash Mountain for the first time since I was a kid. Usually skip it because I don't like being wet. Splash wasn't nearly as bad as I feared, no regrets! Loved riding it again after so many years! I think I rode Space Mountain at some point... but... it's honestly such a blur, hahaha. I truly don't recall if It was the first or second night that I rode it. Rode Haunted Mansion twice (favorite ride!) Was the very last guest to ride Haunted Mansion that night, which made me feel special. Also had a good day and 1/2 to two days at Universal, where I did everything over there (I'm a very experienced Universal passholder, so I never have trouble fitting everything there). Saw Grinchmas and the Macy's parade. Visited Disney Springs for the first time since Feb. Ate a tasty ham sandwich at Earl of Sandwich. Loved the Holiday Tree Trail. Got sad the drone show got cancelled due to inclement weather, but c'est la vie.
All and all... got a lot done for a 3 1/2 day weekend. Absolutely would NEVER have seen & done so much at Epcot with my family and friends along. They settle into world showcase SLOWLY... which is nice in it's own right, I admit, but I was bouncing around showcase like a madman on this trip, they'd have hated it.
Take that pessimistic people who said I was shooting for too much. I knew what I was getting myself into, and considering Jingle Bam was the only major thing I walked in wanting to do... but didn't get to... I'd call it a win overall.
There were moments it was exhausting. Usually when the wrong combination of food and fatigue hit me at the same time (which was mostly during very merry, where people kept handing me free sweets!)... but as I said earlier in this thread... I'm in my 30s, and I'm really good at pushing through park fatigue to get more fun in. No regrets running this marathon. I can be tired when I get home, hahaha...
Believe it or not, I got back from Very Merry between 1 and 2 am, and stayed up past 3 watching the encore Mid-Season Finale of Walking Dead (and most of Talking Dead)... then slept 'til around 7 or 8, woke up and headed right back for my final day at Universal. *Highfive*