clueless adventurer
Mouseketeer
- Joined
- Apr 29, 2004
Have you ever seen the Chicken Exit at the Tower of Terror?
It's an elevator!!
I tell you what, if I chicken out of going on the Tower of Terror, the very last thing I'm going to want to get on is an elevator. Especially with one of those creepy-looking bell-people.
Imagine if they did the same kind of thing at some other attractions! It'd be like if they'd THROW YOU OFF THE TOP of Spaced Mountain as a chicken exit. Or like they'd THROW YOU OFF THE TOP of Splash Mountain as a chicken exit. Or they'd THROWN YOU OFF THE TOP of Spacedship Earth as a chicken exit! Or maybe even like they'd THROWN YOU OFF THE TOP of the Hall of Presidents as a chicken exit.
Have you ever seen the Tower of Terror on those planning videos that The Walt Disney World gives away? The people are standing around in the elevator when it crashes to the earth! What do you see when you are getting ready to chicken out? Everybody on the Tower of Terror is sitting down, all nice and buckled in. You, you're STANDING IN AN ELEVATOR, JUST LIKE IN THE VIDEO!!!! You just know you're going to lose your Mickey ears and they'll go floating down after the elevator as it plunges you to your doom.
What the heck was Walt thinking??!?!?
It's an elevator!!
I tell you what, if I chicken out of going on the Tower of Terror, the very last thing I'm going to want to get on is an elevator. Especially with one of those creepy-looking bell-people.
Imagine if they did the same kind of thing at some other attractions! It'd be like if they'd THROW YOU OFF THE TOP of Spaced Mountain as a chicken exit. Or like they'd THROW YOU OFF THE TOP of Splash Mountain as a chicken exit. Or they'd THROWN YOU OFF THE TOP of Spacedship Earth as a chicken exit! Or maybe even like they'd THROWN YOU OFF THE TOP of the Hall of Presidents as a chicken exit.
Have you ever seen the Tower of Terror on those planning videos that The Walt Disney World gives away? The people are standing around in the elevator when it crashes to the earth! What do you see when you are getting ready to chicken out? Everybody on the Tower of Terror is sitting down, all nice and buckled in. You, you're STANDING IN AN ELEVATOR, JUST LIKE IN THE VIDEO!!!! You just know you're going to lose your Mickey ears and they'll go floating down after the elevator as it plunges you to your doom.
What the heck was Walt thinking??!?!?