pkondz
Brace yourself for immediate disintegration
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- Mar 9, 2007
Went somewhere did ya?
In a hand basket.
That was inconsiderate of them not to drive half way the other way to meet up with you. They could've at least taken a bus if they didn't want to drive. I guess next time you'll just have to show up on their door step.
I know! You'd think 50/50 would seem fair enough.
But noooooooo....
What are we? Chopped liver?
Well pate de foie gras is one of the most valuable things you can eat.
And since it's basically chopped liver....
And I value my readers...
Even you....
Then, yeah.
Oh. You're saying we're a waste of your time. Got it now.
Absolutely not!
Well maybe, one person..........
Being I don't live with or have ever met the child, I can honestly say I don't. I just have to take your word for it.
You don't know her? Are you sure?
She was probably hoping that if she took long enough, you would leave without her so she could stay home alone.
See? You do know her!
I wasn't sure if that was you or not. Your back was turned towards me.
Well at least you got my best side.
Nope. Haven't seen it yet. The weekend it was released, we were in Disneyland. Haven't found time to go see it. This coming weekend is out as well. Guess I'll have to wait for the dvd.
Good thing I didn't post a spoiler like I almost did.
You sure? It'll delay the TR by a couple of weeks....
I've never met no one. Is he your twin brother or something?
Cousin.
Twice removed.
Are you psycho?
Yup!
Or did they tell you what they were thinking?
That too.
That's when you pop right back up and pretend like nothing happened, even though there's a big gash in your head. Trying to play it cool hoping no one saw you, all the while thinking "That hurt like HECK!"
Been there... done that.
So has almost every single male on the planet.
Most females too, I think.
Look on the bright side, looking back it would've given us something to laugh at. You know this crowd are blood thirsty....
Do not attempt to pry information, that may or may not have occurred, out from the TR writer. Woe onto you, whosoever... uh, heretowith... umm...
Yeah!
You're the parent. They would have to take your word for it.
Or demanded their passports or birth certificates, like it said on the website.
I'm pretty sure it would've been okay....
I don't like "pretty sure" when it's gonna cost me money.
See the answer to question #1. The worst that could happen though is you would've been out $6k.
No.
The worst would've been watching Kay trying valiantly to hold back tears.
That's hard.
Really hard.
Who's on first.
I don't know.
(Now hit it out of the park)
You said you were going to be honest. Since Anna was the latest tour guide, does that make her the best ever? This all leads back to your original statement that she was the best ever. That would probably mean she replaces Hawaiian gal.
Probably.
But time dims all memories.
I think
I don't remember.
Swerving into traffic wouldn't kill you. It's the impact from the car hitting that would probably do it. Or the heart attack you had once you saw the car was about to make you a permanent resident of Paris by making you part of the pavement. Chances are you could have survived the impact or heart attack though; or better yet, swerves out of traffic and not got hit at all.
Ya know! You're right! Now go jump off a cliff.
The fall won't hurt ya...
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You'll have to get Smidgy to agree to install it.
Still calling me a creep? That's it, I'm leaving this TR.
And so off creeps T_Man into the sunset
AFTER it's done.
Check
gotta put up with you for a bit still...
Oh, fine.
Well to make a long story short, They got on this boat called the SS Minnow. The tour was supposed to be 3-hours but the weather got rough. The tiny ship was tossed and the courage of the fearless crew got them through the storm, or else the minnow would've been lost at sea. Now the crew and the guests were stranded on a deserted tropic island. No phone, no lights, no motor cars or a single luxury were around. Like Robinson Crusoe they're as primitive as can be. I think eventually they get rescued but wound up stranded on the island again.
That's amazing!
They should make a TV show out of that!
Nah. It'll never work.
Comments? I meant them as sarcasms. I guess I wasn't sarcastic enough. Man I'm going to have to up my game next chapter.
Oh, please do (said the spider to the fly).
Oh did I just type that thought on here?
I meant to say, "Anytime. I'm glad you liked them."
Uh, huh.
Nice try.
well, how could we have stood you up when we never agrred to the trip? huh? huh? I don't remember signing a contract.
You mean I have to sign a contract to meet you guys?!?!?
my baby brother was at the foot of the eiffel tower new year's eve 2000!. that year they showed new years eve every hour at dif. cities around the world. I think it was 4 pm chicago time. I was at the Riverview pub (I worked at the restaurant in the back, but not that day) having a beer and toasting happy new years to my brother on the tv screen (well, I knew he was there somewhere!)
That's pretty good. For both of you.
Okay, so I am minutes away from reading the last chapter, but Pkondz, I could swear that your birthday is either today or a few days ago.
Maybe I'm wrong, but if I remember it correctly Happy Birthday!!!
And now, to read of the toilet trauma of the Pkondz family.....
Oh yeah, fall soccer season ended for DS on Saturday so now I have a little more free time on my hands!
So we can expect to see you around here more often?
And why yes... It is my birthday today.
Thanks!
Really great chapter Pkondz!
Thanks again!
I love the interesting fact tidbits throughout it. The Sun King, the Fun King, and the Done King.....what a perfect way to keep them straight!
Guess I'll keep plugging them in.
No one's yet told me to stop.
I thought the trivia on the obelisk was neat as well, Egypt wanting it back and the French, oh so artfully snubbing the request. Hee!
Yeah, you wouldn't expect that of the French, would you?
I'm so glad Anna was a great tour guide. The great ones really do make the tour special and well worth the investment. When you can be educated and entertained simultaneously, it's a huge win!
And yes, I laughed out loud with the restroom experience.
Thanks for the great chapter!!
We laughed too.
When Ruby pointed it out and said, "We have to try it!", I was like,
"YUP!"
And you're welcome.
I'm on midnights again tomorrow night so I hope to get another chapter out then or soon after.