How embarassing - my daughter groped Ariel

When my son was about two we visited Ariel in her old grotto. He was so taken with her costume that he reached out and grabbed her left breast and actually squeezed it a bit. In his defense, they were right at his eye level. Her reaction is what made it so hilarious. She said without hesitating at all, "Hey there little sailor! Let's keep our hands to ourselves." She said it in a fun and playful way and everyone in the line was cracking up. One of our funniest disney moments ever. Wish we had it on video like yours though!
 
Thanks is hillarious. I assume poor Ariel has significant padding in those shells to protect herself!
 
My extended family went to dinner in Little Italy and we walked past a 6 foot tall replica of Michelangelo's David.

I decided to take my 2 year old daughter over to get a close look at an artistic masterpiece. She reached out and grabbed the weiner and just held it. Then I noticed so I kind of walked her away.

My 60 year old mom said "I don't think David was expecting a handj*b" and my 14 year old niece turned the brightest red you could imagine. First she sees her cousin grab a weiner, then she hears a 60 year old woman say "hj". She was so embarrassed it was hilarious how red she got.
 
iheartbklyn said:
I am DYING laughing at blurred Goofy.

I mean...I wonder who that character is!?!?!?!
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Guess I didn't blur him enough.

Glad it made people laugh, that's a good thing.

That picture is about 15 years old, my daughter is 22 now. We are going back the end of this month (better warn Goofy).
 
Best thread in a long time. I have some jokes but don't want to upset anyone so I'll keep to myself
 
DVCcurious said:
My extended family went to dinner in Little Italy and we walked past a 6 foot tall replica of Michelangelo's David.

I decided to take my 2 year old daughter over to get a close look at an artistic masterpiece. She reached out and grabbed the weiner and just held it. Then I noticed so I kind of walked her away.

My 60 year old mom said "I don't think David was expecting a handj*b" and my 14 year old niece turned the brightest red you could imagine. First she sees her cousin grab a weiner, then she hears a 60 year old woman say "hj". She was so embarrassed it was hilarious how red she got.
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ROTFLMAO w/milk running out of my ears and boogers out of my nose. That is the funniest story I have ever read on these boards. Momma Bear can't stop laughing either.
 
DVCcurious said:
then she hears a 60 year old woman say "hj".
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You can't expect a 60 year old woman to be up on the latest teen slang for that particular act (for the record, it's "handy") so it's really nothing to be embarrassed about.
 
So a few years ago we are there for the Christmas Party. My ex-wife wanted to meet all the princess on a slow night. Now my 7 year old son was a great sport.....daddy too...lol.

So Belle is just talking him up and his talking away....she asks him for a hug. The Photopass guy hit the button at the just perfect time. It so looks my 7 year old is looking down her top. Everytime we pass by anything Belle I just look at him....he is like "give it a rest dad"....

Next year he is going to be in my class. I keep telling him that I am going to put that picture in some of my welcome stuff.
 
That was sooooo cute and funny and sweet. Ariel handled it superbly. My reaction wasn't, "Oh, no!" It was, "Awwww!"
 
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