jwfla422
DIS Veteran/Philly Native
- Joined
- Apr 21, 2000
Some things you'll find out about driving in the Orlando area.
1. There is a magnetic force field in the area that makes all auto turn signals inoperative.
2. MERGE means GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY. They will just force you off the road if you don't let them in.
3. There must be one heck of a prize for getting to the red light the fastest, everyone is trying to get the prize.
4. Almost no one (including some police officers strangely enough) can tell you what the blue lights on the traffic signals mean.
Just a side not, road construction takes twice as long as other states. The Orlando area has to be the underground pipe capital of the US.
SOOO TRUE about the turn signal comment, that magnetic force field stretches all the way down to South FL as well and most of the police cars have this same issue which is sad... ...and the race to the red light, imagine the amount of gas they would ALL save if they just coast...
Driving in Orlando is similar to South FL and that may the toughest part to get used to (after 25 yrs I still can't get used to it)!! Forget about the hurricanes, heat/humidity stuff...it's the driving that really is the "MAJOR" adjustment!! (but a serious side note, watch out for the red light runners, it's become a disease here...they are the worst and I can vouch for that as my dh was very lucky a few years back when a red light runner totaled his truck, he was very lucky to have just sustained minor injuries from that awful incident..we believe the cab of the F-150 truck he was in saved his life!) I just advise to ALWAYS look both ways first when the light turns green before you proceed into an intersection.