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Nice update Barry!

How about the tiki who doesn't shower? You know -- Reeky Tiki.

Or the Tiki that could use a little oil - Squeaky Tiki

:rotfl2:

Great update Barry :thumbsup2

How about a tiki who doesn't shower, but lives in India and hunts snakes? Reeky Tiki Tavi.

I just realized that you forgot the hockey playing Tiki.... Deke Tiki
or the Tiki that has an incontinence problem.... Leaky Tiki
:confused3

I can't believe you've all forgotten the Tiki who ghost-writes this Trip Report: Rafiki Tiki.
 


How about all of the DISers who try to add to Barry's trip report (of which I am one) -- Tweaky Tiki.
 
I have to admit, I'm lovin all of the tiki's. :thumbsup2:rotfl:

Your TR has just re-affirmed a few never dones but must dos for us. BTMRR at night and the new HM are on the list for sure.

I don't know if I have said this before but your kids are too cute! Madison looks like she will be a handful as a tween but I'm sure nothing to bad that you can't handle.
 


a tiki that is really small - a Dinky Tiki
a lifeguard tiki - a Zinky Tiki
 
I just realized that you forgot the hockey playing Tiki.... Deke Tiki
or the Tiki that has an incontinence problem.... Leaky Tiki
:confused3

How about all of the DISers who try to add to Barry's trip report (of which I am one) -- Tweaky Tiki.

Tiki that follows you around... Creepy Tiki! :goodvibes

a tiki that is really small - a Dinky Tiki
a lifeguard tiki - a Zinky Tiki

and the tropical hardwood tiki - teaky tiki

Elmore Leonard's favorite: the Freaky Deaky Tiki

The fashion forward tiki? the Chic-y Tiki
 
Boy oh boy aren't we a creative bunch :lmao: or maybe we all have too much time on our hands:rolleyes1
 
The tiki that gets beat up everyday. Weaky Tiki

The tiki that won't shut up. Speaky Tiki
 
We arrived early, so we started to poke around a little bit and found these Tikis playing hide and seek. So, yes, that does make this a Peaky Tiki.

I don't recall seeing any in the bathrooms, but if there was, I guess it would be a Leaky Tiki. Unless he was bent over, then he would be a Cheeky Tiki.
Silent, swift and deadly ninja Tiki? Sneaky Tiki.
Unless he steps on a loose floor board, then he's a Creaky Tiki.
Collaborative knowledge sharing Tiki? Wiki Tiki.
Quiet, gentle and submissive Tiki? Meeky Tiki.
If one sees a mouse and get scared? Eeky Tiki
Need your computer fixed or want your VCR to stop flashing 12:00? Call a Geeky Tiki.
One that works for the circus, covered in tattoos and swallowing flaming swords? Freaky Tiki.
Wears a toga and prays to Zues? Greeky Tiki.
One that just goes on and and on and on and never lets anyone else get a word in? Speaky Tiki.
Sees the world with a negative light? Bleaky Tiki
Know what they call their grandparents? Antiquey Tiki
Or the one that runs around naked all the time? Streaky Tiki.

Oh. my. gosh. So good!!! :rotfl:

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?


OH MAN! You are killing me!

UP NEXT: Cheerleaders. Yippie.

Oh dear... This sounds like it's going to be quite an adventure.

Another fabulolus update!!! :thumbsup2
 
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I used to have Manamana as a ringtone. :lmao:

Speaking of lions, we were getting hungry for some meat. We cleaned up and headed over to the Polynesian for dinner. We arrived early, so we started to poke around a little bit and found these Tikis playing hide and seek. So, yes, that does make this a Peaky Tiki.

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That is the one I still need. Every time I go it is dark so I can't get that shot. Must fix that next trip. ::yes::

I don't recall seeing any in the bathrooms, but if there was, I guess it would be a Leaky Tiki. Unless he was bent over, then he would be a Cheeky Tiki.
Silent, swift and deadly ninja Tiki? Sneaky Tiki.
Unless he steps on a loose floor board, then he's a Creaky Tiki.
Collaborative knowledge sharing Tiki? Wiki Tiki.
Quiet, gentle and submissive Tiki? Meeky Tiki.
If one sees a mouse and get scared? Eeky Tiki
Need your computer fixed or want your VCR to stop flashing 12:00? Call a Geeky Tiki.
One that works for the circus, covered in tattoos and swallowing flaming swords? Freaky Tiki.
Wears a toga and prays to Zues? Greeky Tiki.
One that just goes on and and on and on and never lets anyone else get a word in? Speaky Tiki.
Sees the world with a negative light? Bleaky Tiki
Know what they call their grandparents? Antiquey Tiki
Or the one that runs around naked all the time? Streaky Tiki.

Nice update Barry!

How about the tiki who doesn't shower? You know -- Reeky Tiki.

Or the Tiki that could use a little oil - Squeaky Tiki

How about a tiki who doesn't shower, but lives in India and hunts snakes? Reeky Tiki Tavi.

I just realized that you forgot the hockey playing Tiki.... Deke Tiki
or the Tiki that has an incontinence problem.... Leaky Tiki
:confused3

I just can't believe Barry, of all people, forgot about the Tiki with a blue butt.

Rafiki Tiki

I can't believe you've all forgotten the Tiki who ghost-writes this Trip Report: Rafiki Tiki.

How about all of the DISers who try to add to Barry's trip report (of which I am one) -- Tweaky Tiki.

Tiki that follows you around... Creepy Tiki! :goodvibes

a tiki that is really small - a Dinky Tiki
a lifeguard tiki - a Zinky Tiki

and the tropical hardwood tiki - teaky tiki

Elmore Leonard's favorite: the Freaky Deaky Tiki

The fashion forward tiki? the Chic-y Tiki

The tiki that gets beat up everyday. Weaky Tiki
The tiki that won't shut up. Speaky Tiki

How about the Tiki from Zoolander ... Derelicti Tiki

The Tiki that spent all day at the park - a Sleepy Tiki

Dinner finished up around 8, which meant we had two hours before Wishes. We said goodbye to Uncle Bill and hopped the resort monorail for the Magic Kingdom. What should have been a 5 minute ride turned into about 20, mostly sitting at the Grand Floridian. They announced that they were switching a monorail over to the Express line and were "waiting for traffic clearance."

I am glad to hear that everything stops now when monorails change tracks. Sorry you were delayed. seems like maybe they could warn people before so they can take the boat? :confused3
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

:rotfl2::rotfl2:Can't get enough of Airplane.

The kids hung out on the rocking chairs with their grandparents while Bambi and I went to the Haunted Mansion. The posted wait time was 5 minutes, but instead of heading directly into the stretching room, we hung a left at the shrubs outside and detoured into the new interactive queue.

Here I am playing the instruments on one of the crypts. A simple touch of the instrument starts it playing. Touching another starts it playing, at the exact spot in the melody that other instruments are at. Really Cool!
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I can't wait until I can play over there.
 
OMG Barry. That post was so funny. My 15 year old daughter asked me if I was ok because I was laughing out loud and so hard with all the Tiki references and the Muppets references, priceless. :rotfl: Thanks for that!
Well, at least we know you daughter is concerned about you!

Great update Freezin'Rafiki I especially like the rocking chair reference, oh and the hockey stuff... Hockey always make trip reports better.... (I may have to remember that for future reference)
Thanks. There's not a lot of ice in Central Florida, so Hocke references are hard to come by. I guess that makes them all the more special.

::yes::
:thumbsup2
 
After this last update, I definitely will. I truly need to know Bambi's secret of how she does it????? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
With a lot of eye rolling. Honestly, her optometrist is going to be able to retire pretty soon treading Bambi's sore eyes.
Great update. Love all the pics of the kids (the one of Evan getting his face right up to that dessert was awesome, and love the family picture in front of the Magic Kingdom).
Thanks! You might think Evan wouldn't care for having his face shoved into a plate of ice cream. You'd be wrong. He came up for air and asked to do it again.

:thumbsup2 great update barry!!! i like the peeky tiki!!! i think i could have done the asphalt break myself today/:lmao: i problry couldnt have gotten back up.:lmao:
You need to make sure your daughter takes a picture of you struggling to get up and texts it to me!

:love: the Muppets!!!!! And now I have manamana stuck in my head. Thanks. :laughing:
Hey, could be worse. It could be the Macarena or something.

Oy. This sounds foreboding.
Unfortunalty, it is. :sad2:
 
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Awesome update. I'm really enjoying your TR.
Thank you! I'm really enjoying writing it!

It may be too late for you, Barry. It looks like she has it down pretty well already. :lmao::rotfl2:
She's already had a friend from kindergarten call. She spent over 10 minutes on the phone talking before Bambi told her to wrap it up. :sad2:

True, but if he actually hit the coconut hard enough to put it through a window, he'd likely break the broom handle. I'd be more concerned about splinter shrapnel.:lmao:
Good point. But at least they would have more fuel for the fire to cook the steak on.

I can't wait to see that. It is kind of bittersweet I guess, because one of the things I remember from my first trip back when I was about 4 was being amazed by the hitchhiking ghosts. :hmghost: That part has always been kind of special to me, I guess because it is one of my earliest Disney memories, but I'm still excited to see the new changes.:thumbsup2
They did an awesome job staying true to the original, but updating the technology.

I think we need Nate's crickets.:rolleyes1
Why? Are they big fans of puns?

What are you doing reading trip reports???? Shouldn't you be looking out a window at a castle???? :lmao:
Nah, I'm sure that view gets old after a while. You know, like after 50 or 60 years.

Nice update Barry!

How about the tiki who doesn't shower? You know -- Reeky Tiki.

:rotfl2::rotfl2:
 

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