So this is totally NOT WDW related but I just had to share with you all ....
my BFF sent me this e-mail in honor of St. Patrick's Day:
What it Means To Be In An Irish Family.
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political
office. And you have at least one aunt who is a nun or uncle who's a priest..
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short!
6) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or killing someone...
7) Many of your childhood meals were boiled. Instant potatoes were a mortal sin.
8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling.
9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer.
10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
11) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations.
12) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen .... and there is at least
one member of your family with the full name of Mary Catherine Eileen.
13) Someone in your family is very generous. It is more than likely you.
14) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing..
15) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start talking.
16) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are ... but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.
17) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
18) You are, or know someone, named Murph.
19) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully. And you probably know McMurphy
20) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
21) You have Irish Alzheimer's... you forget everything but the grudges!
22) 'Irish Stew' is a euphemism for 'boiled leftovers.'
23) Your skin's ability to tan.... not so much. (Only in spots!)
24) Childhood remedies for the common cold often included some form of whiskey.
25) There's no leaving a family party without saying goodbye for at least 45 minutes.
26) At this very moment, you have at least two relatives who are not speaking to each other. Not fighting, mind you, just not speaking to each other
and so now I feel compelled to share this:
What it Means To Be In An Irish Family.
1) You will never play professional basketball.
yeah I am 5'6"...the "Tall" people in my family are 5'11"
2) You swear very well.
ahem....i won't make you blush like I have to other sailors, truckers, and prison guards
3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political
office. And you have at least one aunt who is a nun or uncle who's a priest..
DH is a LEO, my great aunt is a nun, and frankly my dad spends so much time at the bar that he SHOULD own it
4) You think you sing very well.
well I did till one day I was singing along to my cd player and DH came in the room to see who was killing a cat
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short!
6) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or killing someone...
I learned early to control my temper...until I had a mini-me for a daughter now I am back to square 1
7) Many of your childhood meals were boiled. Instant potatoes were a mortal sin.
a few years back, after all the kids were long since grown and moved out, my mom was planning to make a big meal in honor of my sister's family being in from Colorado. she had the potatoes, the ham, the veggies. Then she said to me (in the presence of my father) oh crap, I don't have a potato masher any more. can I borrow yours? My dad said What do you mean you don't have a potato masher? How did you make potatoes last night? My Hungarian mother was BUSTED!
8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling.
(see #1)
9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer.
my knees are flat on the top I swear!!
10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
Isn't everyone?
11) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations.
12) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen .... and there is at least
one member of your family with the full name of Mary Catherine Eileen.
mmm my name is Mary Ellen Catherine....my Dd is Kathryn
13) Someone in your family is very generous. It is more than likely you.
14) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing..
see #4
15) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start talking.
SO MEE!!!!
16) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are ... but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.
whatever dyou mean I am not funny?
17) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
really? there's a difference?
18) You are, or know someone, named Murph.
does my friend's dog count?
19) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully. And you probably know McMurphy
oh okay then we are covered
20) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
apparently that is where my german heritage comes in, I can keep a secret
21) You have Irish Alzheimer's... you forget everything but the grudges!
22) 'Irish Stew' is a euphemism for 'boiled leftovers.'
id didn't know there was a difference.
23) Your skin's ability to tan.... not so much. (Only in spots!)
HEY! in the summer my makeup coverup goes from Ivory to Light...that counts as tan, right??
24) Childhood remedies for the common cold often included some form of whiskey.
adult remedies, too!
25) There's no leaving a family party without saying goodbye for at least 45 minutes.
HA! I've got it down to 30 minutes now
26) At this very moment, you have at least two relatives who are not speaking to each other. Not fighting, mind you, just not speaking to each other
that would be my older brother not speaking ro my sister or me, or perhaps my DH not talking to my parents or BIL??
enjoy my short story