Your Funniest WDW Experience

[michaelwilliammidd]

Well unfortuanetly my funniest story at Disney happened as an embarassing moment to me. I think it is funny now but, at the time I didn't quite see it that way. Last July my wife and I got up one morning for a day at AK we got to the park and quickly made our way to the back by Tusker House for breakfast...I told my wife to wait for me at TH and that I would go to get fastpasses for KS....I made my way to KS and got the fastpasses except that I dropped one of them. Now I have to mention that on this day I was wearing a pair of shorts for the first time that I had bought for the trip, I am used to kahki shorts however these were someother fabric that was much thinner....anyway when I reached down to pickup the fastpass I dropped, I heard a loud rip which turned out to be the entire front of my shorts. I huffed my way back over to TH where my wife looked perplexed by the angry look on my face when I nodded down at my shorts she quickly understood my frustration....the worst part was that the only way I could keep everything "covered" was to hold my shorts in a highly inappropriate place to be holding myself in public....this was my only choice however and we made our way back to the bus stop up front with the hords of families making their way into the park for the day looking in my direction with wonder. From now on I will stick to kahki shorts and leave other fabrics alone.

 

[UKAnnie]

Michael - what a wonderful story - thanks for sharing! I leave for WDW today and that has just got my morning off to a wonderful Disney start!

BUMPING!


Ann.

 

[TCKK]

Bumping

I've been laughing at these stories and hope to hear some more.

 

[krissy3483]

Gotta bump this up one more time. I know there are more hilarious stories out there

 

[mt2]

I have a few but I will just stick to this one. Myself, DH, DD's (both 7), MY mom, and DMIL went to eat at Cinderella's castle for lunch. I for got to mention that I was 35 week pregnant with DS in Oct 2001. I couldn't go on most of the rides so I had to get all of the pressed pennies and press quarters at the parks. I had a list and everything. My mom felt really bad that I had to sit out of everything so she would help me find all of the machines in every park.

Anyway, this was our last day and I had to got to the bathroom AGAIN. So my mom and I went into the community restroom in the waiting area of the castle. I am doing my business (she is washing her hands) when she said, "Hey, I bet you don't have that one do you?" "What one?" The machine is right next to you. Can't you see it?" I nearly fell off my seat. It was the machine for the feminine products. I told her that it was a bit too late for that one.

When she realized what it was she started laughing so hard.

She never will live that one down.

Happy Thoughts to all

mt2

 

[stacilee]

My DH is such a straight-laced sort of guy. He has this fantastic sense of humor though at the most unusual times.
Two trips back we were in one of the parks and just as we rounded a bend there, stretched before us was an entire caravan of folks in electric scooters.
**Now I want you to know that we are always polite to stay out of their way, would never want to cause a pile-up or put anyone in harm's way. And these people were clearly having a ball. No-one in the group appeared to be profoundly disabled.
Anyway I don't know what came over my husband at that moment. The scooters were so perfectly spaced as they buzzed along.... He started this funny little skip.

No, I don't know WHAT to call it.

Let's just call it a DISNEY DANCE.

In SLOWWWW MOOOOtion.
Through the scooters.
Seven or eight of them.
Slalom style.

He made it all the way to the bottom with a big smile on his (normally) serious face.

**No electric-scooter operators were harmed in the making of this happy Disney memory**

 

[scotthart]

I am not sure if this is the funniest or most embarrassing moment. Whenever we are at the World I invariably get to be the group packmule carrying a large fannypack, a backpack, and whatever else we managed to pick up that day. On this particular day, we decided to have lunch at Restaraunt Akershus (SP?) in the Norway pavilion at Epcot. DW needed to use the restroom, as soon as she left our table was called. I herd our three children over to the table, all the while admiring the beautiful Scandinavian Hostess. I got the kids into their highchairs and boosters and began hanging my backpack and fannypack on my chair. I turn to sit down, smiling at the gorgeous hostess and taking a menu from her. While I am making goo-goo eyes at her, my chair decides I have placed to much weight on the back of it and it falls over just as I sit down. Or I should say fall down sprawled out spreadeagled on the floor, with the hostess and my newly arrived DW looking on. At the time I did not think it was to funny, but after a couple of Viking Size Rignes beers we all had a good laugh about it.

And before any of you wives out there flame me, I know I only got what I had coming to me for staring at the hostess!

Heck, I may start a What was your most embarassing moment at the World thread!

 

[snowglobe girl]

This didn't occur at WDW, but instead on our trip home. We decided to stop at St Augustine for a few hours and tour around the old town. We stopped by a small tourist center and my DH decided he would go to the bathroom. Little did we know that the bathrooms were ones that were not comprised of several stalls - but instead the kind that it is only an open toilet and sink. Well, my DH pulled open the door in time to realize that someone before him had neglected to lock the door when they went in. He opened the door (which was in the lobby filled with people) to reveal an older gentleman sitting on the toilet with his pants down to his ankles. We were in such shock that we stood there for a minute (I must add that the man was in shock too staring back at us). My DH quickly closed the door back and we were laughing so hard that tears were running down our faces. We had to leave the building because we couldn't face that man again when he came out. Too funny. I ALWAYS double check the locks on those kinds of bathroom doors after that incident!

 

[Disney's Deluxe Princess]

My funniest moment happened while waiting in line for POTC. We were behind this family from Spain and they had the cutest little girl, about 4 years old. I had on a Tinkerbell T-shirt and the little girl kept staring at me and smiling. Finally, I waved at her and smiled back. She then yells, "Tinkerbell"! and then something else in Spanish. The mom says, "Oh, there you are Tinkerbell, she's been waiting to meet you!" and she winks.

The poor thing probalby had too much sun that day and was under the impression that I was Tinkerbell. When we were getting into the boats, the girl left her party and came into my row. Mom said she wanted to ride with Tinkerbell. DH was cracking up and my DD was so amused. She played along too. When we unloaded, I had to take a picture with the girl and her family. Somewhere out there in Spain is a picture of me, all hot and sweaty, and the Spainsh family with the caption "Tinkerbell" under it.

 

[Geebs]

my funniest moment happened when I was about 15. my sister and I had split up from my parents and hit the MK on our own. We decided that we wanted to do something that we never did before...20K leagues. Well...there really wasn't a line, but we had to walk through the all of the rows. as we were walking, we noticed that almost all of the workers were some rather nice looking men. of course me and sis perk up! they all went out of their way to help us on board,etc. During the ride, we spent the time laughing at how cheesy it was, and about our new friends on shore. When we got back to the dock, every worker was standing along side the dockwaving at us...they helps us out and we proceed out the exit....the entire time, they tried to convince us to take another ride. Anyhow...i looked back towards them to say no thanks and SMACK...right into a pole used for the lines. It slammed really hard into my thigh. immediately, the workers all shout...are you ok..etc. I was mortified....all I could muster up to say as I was running out of there was....." Damn....that was smooth..... I could here them laughing as we went away.

 

[Jo-Anne]

Hopefully someone else can find this post and create a link, but I think it was on the trip board a couple of months ago, a lady posted her story about what happened to her on one of the water slides at Typhoon Lagoon (or BB) - envision losing your bathing suit and other hilarious events that followed! It was the most hilarious story I ever read and I was in tears laughing so hard at how she described it.

 

[krissy3483]

This is without a doubt the funniest thing that I have EVER read. This lady is such a great storyteller that it makes the story that much funnier. I almost pee my pants every time

http://www.disboards.com/showthread...threadid=509578

 

[teh fish]

link not working.

 

[krissy3483]

Ok hopefully this one works, if not I'm an idiot


http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=509578

 

[krissy3483]

Ok it worked for me, so hopefully its ok now...this story is too funny to miss

 

[JKanownik]

While being politely shoed out of DS by an older security CM he was telling short jokes to DW & I. The first joke was "How many of each species of animals did Moses take on the ark," with the answer being "None, Moses didn't take any animals on the ark, that was Noah." The CM walked us all the way from the Sorcerer's Hat to the front of DS continuing to tell jokes the whole way. Once we were nearing the front of DS the CM repeated the same joke that he had started with. DW and I immediately smiled at each other and were trying very hard not to laugh. I calmy responded that "Moses didn't take any animals on the ark." At that point we proceded to laugh out loud (apparently at the joke). I don't think he caught on to what had happened. He probably would have been embarrassed if he had caught on to what he had done, but because he was so nice we tried very hard to make sure that he didn't.

-Josh