Your Funniest WDW Experience

[Mel6197]

All of a sudden I come to my senses and realize that he's looking at me in horror saying, "I don't have anything big enough for that!" He gave me a couple bandaids and was outta there faster than you could say spit. Come to find out, he wasn't a medic, he was a lifeguard.


Okay that is the winner of the funniest stories for me.. Im sorry you were hurt, But it is truely something I would do.. Great story!!!!

 

[Debbie-TN]

This was very funny, but kind of mean.
A few years ago my cousin, about 60 years old, went with my daughter and I to WDW. She doesn't like fast rides, but we did talk her into getting on RNR. Well after that she was leary of anything we said. We almost had to drag her onto the TTA. When we got SM in the dark I said"You did put your seat belt on, didn't you". Just then the ride speeded up and she saying, "Debbie !! Debbie!!", in a paniced voice. Of course she realized then that I wasn't really going to do anything scary. We all laughed so hard that we were almost crying. After that she always asked the cm what the ride was like. Still goes back with me quite often, but now she knows about the rides.

 

[kaabost]

When my boyfriend and I went this past January, we ran across the "singing in the rain" umbrella in MGM. I though that I would play a trick on him and tell him I want to get a picture of him standing by the umbrella (when you hold the umbrella and step on the black box below it, it is supposed to squirt water on you). So I get out the video camera and he starts bugging me about "don't you want to just get a snapshot?" "What are you doing?" Then he got sprayed. He got the most incredulous look on his face....he couldn't believe how EVIL I was (it was kinda cold outside). LOL!

 

[jennymouse]

These are too hilarious! I want to hear some more! Come on people, if I can tell my story about myself, you can tell yours!

 

[WDWLinda]

That cracked me up! "he wasn't a medic, he was a lifeguard!". Thanks...

The only one I can come up with happened yesterday when my Mom took my 2.5 yr old son to a local children's museum. They have a real, non-working helicopter inside and my son and some other kid were in it. The other kid's Mom asks her son where they are going, and before he can answer, my son yells out "Downtown Disney!!!" (that's where he says every plane in the sky is going).

I have to think about some more stories...in 30+ trips, I know I have to have more...

~Linda

 

[LovesHauntedMansion]

On one of my summer trips my mother kept complaining about her foot hurting. She was wearing tennis shoes. At one point she said that she could not take the pain anymore. My father asked her where the pain was & told her to take off her shoe. He pulled out a pocket knife & cut a rectangle shaped hole completely out of the shoe (where the little toe is). She put the shoe back on & the pain the gone. She just need more room for her little toe. I was a teenager then & was so embarrassed that my mother had a hole cut out of her shoe. Later on the family had separated for some reason. When we met back up & I saw my mother. I almost died laughing. Somehow a piece of my mother's sock was sticking out of the hole about 2 inches. She had never noticed it. The sock was a bright color - red or pink. It looked like it was a very long little toe sticking out of her shoe. It looked like her foot was deformed & cutting a hole in the shoe was the only way she could wear closed toe shoes. Thank God we didn't see anyone we knew. I wish I would have taken a picture.

 

[krissy3483]

These stories are all too funny...I'm just about ready to pee my pants from reading them. Keep them coming, please!

 

[dlbwright]

Missy, I just had to post this story to you. I know it did not happen at Disney, but I bet your husband will appreciate it. I will be sending your story to mine, letting him know he is not the only one!

A few years ago my Dh (we were dating at the time) had gone to the Boston aquarium. It is dark in there. Same thing, we got separated. Well I on was on his right, but he did not know that. All of a sudden I hear him say, Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were my girlfriend. What happened was he looked to his left quickly and this girl was my height with my hair color. He squeezed her butt! He said it was just a light one either, as he said it was a whole hand squeeze. He would not let me leave his side for the rest of the day.

I thought everyone might enjoy this story.

 

[Cocamami]

I watched a family just about jump out of their skin at AK. I can't remember exactly where we were, but we were taking a break and resting and across the walkway a family had just gotten something to eat from one of the carts. The mom was getting the kids in order and the dad had just turned around to start walking away....it was at that EXACT moment that DeVine (sp?) decided to unravel herself from a post nearby. The dad looked ready to bolt, and his family wouldn't have been too far behind I bet. Luckily I was not shocked by this as I'd already spotted DeVine (after having been on the hunt for her all day, but that's another story).

The poor family, though...they still didn't know what was going on or why this "tree" was now walking. Someone nearby explained it to and then there were laughs all around. I hope the kiddies weren't traumatized!

 

[ead79]

I've got a few funny stories...

The first one happened when we took my grandmother (she is about 78 now, so I guess she was around 73 at the time, and she is pretty fiesty) with us. We stayed offsite, so we drove to the Magic Kingdom parking lot. I guess she wasn't expecting WDW to accomodate so many people and was a bit surprised at the size of the parking lot. All of a sudden out of the back seat we hear her say," J**** C*****!!!" We were all shocked, and I yell, "Grandmother!?!?!" Then in the most syrupy sweet voice you can imagine, she says, "I was JUST saying the name of Jesus" as though it was a prayer or something! We haven't let her live that one down!

The second story also relates to this grandmother. She doesn't walk long distances well, so we rented her an electric scooter when we toured Epcot. She spent a good part of the day saying that people kept jumping out in front of her and it wasn't her fault she hit them. It was pretty funny. Well, it started to rain, so we all got our bright yellow ponchos out. We help grandma get hers on over her electric scooter so the seat doesn't get wet. Well, she takes off on that thing at about 90 miles per hour going downhill! The bright yellow poncho is waving behind her in the wind like Zorro's cape, and she looks hysterical with the little hood part over her head! We tried to yell at her to wait for us, but we were too doubled over laughing to get the words out!

The last story relates to my lifelone best friend who had accompanied us on many a WDW trip. We decided to rent surrey bikes at the BoardWalk, and, in a moment of temporary insanity, decided to let my best friend Melissa drive. There is a little bell you can ring as a horn of sorts, and boy did she love that thing. Well, we come peeling around a corner going pretty fast and there is a little girl standing with her back to us at one of the hot dog carts getting her hot dog. She turns around just as we are approaching on the surrey bike. Melissa rings the bell incredibly loudly and yells, "Move it or lose it!!!" at the top of her lungs. The poor little girl's eyes were as big as saucers. We died laughing and vowed never to let Melissa drive again!

 

[UKAnnie]

A funny incident when we were in Typhoon Lagoon last visit. My DD bought a waterproof camera to take some photos and asked me to take a photo of her and her DH. They looked so far away so I kept asking them to come closer (we were in the big wave pool by the way!). Eventually I took a photo and she asked me to take another one just to make sure they got a good one. They still seemed a little far away so I kept asking them to come closer when my exasperated daughter says there must be something wrong with how I'm doing it. Yes, you may have guessed it - I had the camera round the wrong way and was looking through the view-finder the wrong way round. The first photo was a beautiful shot of my nose!

They still rib me about that one - blonde, elderley and going senile - that's me!

Ann.

 

[Cocamami]

Last year, my family (myself, hubby, 3 kids-then 5-year old son and 6&7 year old daughters plus extended family) had breakfast at Cindy's. We exited the back of the castle and went right...to our surprise there was a SHORT line just forming to see Mickey and Minnie. (This meant we didn't have to wait in the Judge's Tent, so we were thrilled!!!)

As we got closer to Mickey and Minnie, my oldest daughter (then 7) asked the CM there if Mickey and Minnie were married or just good friends. (She didn't remember the separate houses in Toontown from the previous visit) The CM thought that this was a very good question and when it was our turn, she presented this question to Mickey and Minnie.

WELL, touchy subject apparently! Mickey threw his hands up in the air and then over his face(see reaction below. We couldn't understand this reaction until Minnie sticks out her left hand as if to say "Do you see a ring on this finger-can you believe this mouse has not proposed after all this time???"

The whole encounter was hilarious and unexpected. It added depth to the characters, and we still laugh about it to this day.

 

[tigger53]

a few years back my then teenaged daughter had to be in a wheelchair during our wdw visit. my son and i took turns pushing her around and we were both finding it to be a challenge. we were on main street down by the hub where you come in and by a small driveway like hill when my son and i spot tigger walking by so each of us thinks the other is holding the wheelchair as we take off to greet him and my daughter and chair goes down the rampway and into a trash can. we couldn't stop laughing. tigger saw the whole thing and came over to my daughter and kept hugging her.

 

[bobcat]

These are so good! My funny moment came at my 11yo DD's expense. We were at E night and my daughter was celebrating her birthday. All night long ahe recieved congratulations and special wishes when CMs noticed her birthday button. We finished up the night on the Haunted Mansion and she recieved goulish congratulations from a CM welcoming people outside the line entrance and a little extra. As we were exciting the ride the CM from the entrance decided to follow my daughter, walking very close behind her. She was unaware and kept talking about how much fun she had that day and how tired she was. All of a sudden the CM leaned over her shoulder, and in the voice only HM CMs can do, wished her a happy birthday. She screamed and jumped a foot! I was LMAO and what is the first thing she says? You better not tell anyone on the DIS about this. LOL

 

[firefawnkimmy]

Getting robbed by a 6 year old. LOL My fiance and I were coming out of a store and I was putting our change in my wallet and a 6 year old came running by and attempted to hit us while trying to grab our money. We didn't get mad at the child or anything, but DID get upset that the parents did not try to reprimand their child at all! So it was really funny because it was so NOT DISNEY LIKE!

 

[KEH]

We were once in the Magic Kingdom waiting for the Spectromagic parade when along came this huge man - about 6foot 6 tall and almost as wide - with his kids. He plonked himself next to us and then took up most of the space around, pushing our 3 kids who were then about 10 an 8, back so they couldn't see properly. my DH spoke politely to him and asked if perhaps he could stand back so that all the kids, inclduing his, could be at the front and see properly. Well he got very aggressive and absolutely refused to move. I was getting a bit nervous as he was so huge (though my DH said later "if there'd been trouble, I'd have been okay as he was too fat to run as fast as me). I told my DH to leave it, we would come back another night to see the parade again.

Anyway, just them along comes this guy's wife with another of their kids. This lady was less than 5foot tall and very skinny - absolutely tiny. She took one look at where the man was standing and how our kids were struggling to see and said to him "Move yourself right now so these kids can see."

What did the man mountain do? Why he meekly moved aside looking very sheepish. He may have been almost twice her size but there was no doubt who was the boss in that relationship.

We managed not to laugh out loud at the time but we have laughed about it many times since.

 

[MissMouse21]

Last May, my mom, brother, and I went to Disney. They do not like any of the rollercoaster rides, so our trip consisted of riding Buzz Lightyear 20 times Mom knew I wanted to go on Big Thunder Mountain, so she reluctantly agreed to come with me. That is the LAST time she'll ever go on that ride! The entire time she had her eyes closed saying "oh, this is fun... i'm having such a good time". She looked very green around the gills!! I said to her, "Mom, open your eyes!" to which she replied, "They are open! I'm so happy I went on this ride". The things a mother will do for her daughter

A few years ago, my father and I were in the HM. I was goofing around with the creepy looking CMs, smiling, waving, telling them to have a good day. My dad and I got into the car, and a CM came up behind me and went "BOOOOO!!!" I almost jumped out of the car!! Since then, I don't fool around with those guys

 

[theSurlyMermaid]

This is kind of mean, but since the person to whom it happened wasn't very nice, I can justify it.

Me and two of the my best friends went to WDW for spring break our senior year in college. We anticipated a great time, but as tends to happen with groups of three, two kind of bond and the other one gets left out. In this case, it was by choice! One of the girls and I became even better friends, but the other girl (who was my roomie) didn't seem to be enjoying the trip at all. All she wanted to do was lay by the pool, which is something I cannot understand. She was very overweight, and out of shape, so she wasn't prepared for all day activities. In the meantime, we were having a great time. But anyway, she was a total pain....complaining, and being rude and just generally unpleasant.

We did manage to get her to Typhoon Lagoon though, and she went down one of the tube waterslides. I went down first and was waiting for her in the pool below. I saw her go in, but didn't see her come out. I couldn't understand why people kept going down the slide, but I guess no one ever encountered anyone getting stuck on the slide before. Finally, I see her...along with two or three other kids, come tumbling out of the slide...the kids were like waterpark drano!!!

I laughed until I cried, and I still can't get over that story to this day.

 

[Mickeygolf]

My story happened last year as we were returning home late one night from the parks. We were on a quiet bus ride home to OKW, you know, when everyone on the bus has had a long day and it's really quiet.

I had to sit towards the back of the bus with my two DS's because the bus is pretty full and my wife was up towards the front with my 2 year old DD. Most people are half in a daze or about to sleep when I heard from the front of the bus a little voice that sounded familiar say "mommy, pull my finger". My wife was pretty embarrassed and the whole bus woke up with laughter. The guy next to my wife says to her "that's a dad thing isn't it?". The whole time I'm back there with my boys just dying laughing.

Now I know you're not suppose to teach your kids these bad little habits, but that one is just too much Fun!!!

 

[CindysGusGus]

My DH and I went to WDW in 2000 for our 5th anniversary and were walking through one of the jungle treks in the AK. This CM walks up to us (mind you this is in May and unseasonably hot 96 degrees) and opens her hand and asks us if we want to touch her elephant poop. UGH this is one job at WDW I would want to stay away from....LOL