SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,729
* The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.
* You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.
* Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
* Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".
* You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.
* You have barnyard animals living in your house.
* Every pair of jeans you own has a tobacco can ring worn in one of the rear pockets.
* Your truck has a bumper sticker that reads, "Gun control is a steady hand."
* You have ever had a special loaded gun by the back door only for use on possums.
* You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.
* Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
* Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".
* You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.
* You have barnyard animals living in your house.
* Every pair of jeans you own has a tobacco can ring worn in one of the rear pockets.
* Your truck has a bumper sticker that reads, "Gun control is a steady hand."
* You have ever had a special loaded gun by the back door only for use on possums.
