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Your microwave display reads TILT.
You know dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
Leaftover crumbs make a great replacement for kitty litter.
Your kids know exactly what peas porridge in a crock pot nine days old tastes like.
The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be maked with a large, bright red biohazard sign.
When you BBQ two of your kids hold water guns and the third has the cell phone with 911 on speed dial.
Your family buys Rolaides, Pepto Bismal and Tums in bulk.
Your homemade bread loaf can be used as a door stop.
The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught fire.
If anyone has ever broken a tooth eating you homemade yogurt.
Your apple pie bubbled over and ate the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
Off for the rest of the week, gang. Hope everyone has a good one.
You know dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
Leaftover crumbs make a great replacement for kitty litter.
Your kids know exactly what peas porridge in a crock pot nine days old tastes like.
The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be maked with a large, bright red biohazard sign.
When you BBQ two of your kids hold water guns and the third has the cell phone with 911 on speed dial.
Your family buys Rolaides, Pepto Bismal and Tums in bulk.
Your homemade bread loaf can be used as a door stop.
The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught fire.
If anyone has ever broken a tooth eating you homemade yogurt.
Your apple pie bubbled over and ate the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
Off for the rest of the week, gang. Hope everyone has a good one.
