You Know You're Getting Older When....

[ILUVDXL]

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

The gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals.

You feel like the night after and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little back book contains only names ending in M.D.


You get winded playing chess.

A dripping faucet causes uncontrolable bladder urge.

Your knees buckle but your belt won't.

You burn the midnight oil til 9 p.m.

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

You have more room in your house than you have in the medicine cabinet.

Your back goes out more often tha you do.

 

[Serena]

I always said getting old was better than the alternative. I think I may change my mind. LOL

 

[luvmydogs]

Even though I'm a woman, I've started making the same noises that my FATHER did when he got out of the bed in the morning!

 

[olena]

Hee hee....;D