You know you're getting old when...

[UKDEB]

...even the bartender at the Dawa bar in AK doesn't bother to card you these days.

Thought I'd start this thread just for fun, but this did happen to me for the first time in May The only reason I keep going there is because the guy's so over-zealous (I was 44 last month!). OK, maybe not the only reason.

Who's next? You know you're getting old when...

 

[Steve Hurley]

"it" used to watch you shave but now "it" watches you tie your shoes!!!!!!!

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

You are buying clothes at the clothing store and the cashier says, "I'll give you the senior's discount."

But the next week, when I tried to buy beer at the supermarket, they insisted on seeing my Driver's License to see if I was old enough. And, they weren't kidding either.

By the way, I happily take the senior's discount. I'm sure everyone over 30 looks old to the young cashiers.

 

[The Mystery Machine]

When you hang a hangover from eating out.

 

[Stitch Inside]

When you used to be able to eat pizza in the middle of the night, but now if you eat pizza, it keeps you up all night.

 

[ScoJo15]

you sign up for VMK....really like playing it.....and then realize that it is designed for 8-14 year olds.....

 

[JimB.]

When you see a beautiful teenage girl at the beach and think to yourself....

"Wow, her mom is HOT!!"

 

[NMAmy]

When my 14 yo dd makes me wear one of her t-shirts because the one I'm wearing is "mom-like." I have no idea what that means or why I can't be mom-like but there you have it!

Also when my student employees have no memory of any popular culture I remember...the Beatles, Rubick's cube, old tv shows...the list goes on and on. I'm giving them a well-rounded education.

 

[BunsenH]

... you grunt whenever getting up from a sitting position.

 

[kelleigh1]

I pulled a muscle in my back while bowling over the weekend and then my hip started to bother me and I starting thinking it could be arthritis.

I was talking about my niece the other day and realized that she's going to be 12 in a month and a half. How the heck did that happen?

And then my mother points out to me that I graduated from high school 17 years ago. Of course this was after she realized that she graduated 40 years ago.

 

[MosMom]

When you are talking to a college aged co-worker and "I like big butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot comes on the radio she asks you who Flo Jo is...and you have to explain who it is. I had no idea she passed away though. :/