lol...i can come up with a whole bunch, so i'll name as many as i can(i'll try not to repeat what anybody else said):
"YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE DISNEY FAN WHEN...":
-you cry at wishes and illuminations
-you wake up early and leave to go to a park before your family even wakes up
-you download the soundtracks of rides off the internet
-you don't need a park map but you pick one up anywayz just to take home
-you go through a deep depression every time you leave to go home
-you wait 2 hours for space mountain when you've been on it 10 times
-you can't go 1 day without saying something about Disney World
-people push you in line because you're too busy staring at the trains on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
-you read Disney guide books and order the movies just for enjoyment
-you name your pets after Disney characters
-you have an "emotional" connection with Disney
-you have withdraws when you cant go to Disney for a while
-you ride Splash Mountain, sing every word in the ride, and people look at you funny
-you jump around everytime you see a character that you've seen many times
...and the list goes on, anyone else??