You know you're a parent when.....

[TerryKitten]

~ you spend more time discussing bodily functions then you ever thought possible

ITA... The first things I ask when DH brings DS to lunch is "How much did he sleep/poo/pee/eat/etc" I never though such questions would be topics of discussion.

You know when your a parent when...

even the little things to us cause so much celebration when they do it. (like learning to grab things)

You don't mind getting drooled on, but everyone thinks its like toxic waste.

 

[KristiKelly]

When your baby has colic & the sound of that little poot makes you & dh both say "Yay! Yay! Do it again!"

When you buy a mini-van

When you go to get your checkbook out of your purse and Goldfish, wipes, paci, diaper, etc comes rolling out.

There's more food under the carseat than there is in some 3rd world countries.

I could go on, but I'll give others a chance

 

[Roemama1]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Acrually, you know you're a parent when you hear a child scream (no words) and can tell whether or not it's yours.

That's a good one BOB!!! I do that ALL the time!!!

 

[Skywalker]

You know you're a parent when...

- you find yourself spelling out the things you don't want your kids to pick up on, even when the kids are not around.

i.e. out at a grown up movie and saying things like "Honey, do you want any p-o-p-c-o-r-n?" Or when you say to your friend, "I have to get home to b-e-d", or even "Can we stop at the t-o-y s-t-o-r-e?"

 

[tmfranlk]

Originally posted by mom22belles
too work before you realize you are singing along to the Wiggles ( or any other kid music) that was left in the CD player.

Nancy

Add to that the hand motions to Capt. Featherswod Fell Asleep on a Pirate Ship. (quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, cockadoodledoo)

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

You can tell time by the programs on Playhouse Disney

Or in our case, PBSKids..since we have no cable. I was at work doing something the other day and caught myself humming the theme song from "Jay Jay the Jet Plane".


TOV

 

[Samandmom]

You know your a parent when you go the store without the kids and hear a baby or kid crying and look down in the carriage and panic for a second thinking you lost the kids.


You know your a parent when you serve you spouse meat cut in little pieces.