- Your idea of preening is standing in front of the mirror making sure your pins are all perfectly straight and shiny and in the right order.
- You unconsciously run a hand down your lanyard after stepping out of each and every show, ride, restaurant, bus, boat, or anywhere else that a pin might get lost to make sure they're all still there.
- Your eyes instinctively wander to any employee's neck, whether they work for Disney or not, to check their lanyard for anything good.
- Your eyesight is notorious, but you can distinguish pins by character, movie, attraction, or whatever at twenty feet.
- There are pins lined up on your laptop right now, with others sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be organized.
- You know more than one Disney movie by heart, and can remember quotes from at least sixty percent of the animated movies without thinking.
- To you, the Disney Mania CDs are utter heresy, and you're continuously irritated that they don't play the REAL songs on the boats to the Magic Kingdom.
- Your earliest memory is of watching a Disney movie.
- You can still watch that movie to this day and be as excited as you were the first time.

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- You've ever had a serious discussion regarding the Disney princesses and whether or not some of them should actually be considered princesses at all, plus the mythology, storytelling, interpretations, dialogue, and other aspects that are come part and parcel with the debate.
- Analyzing Disney movies for story, art, characters and whatnot is second nature and doesn't seem strange at all, and certainly doesn't make you like the movie(s) in question any less.
- You still play with Disney figures, and have one attached to the end of your lanyard in lieu of a dangle because they didn't have any you liked.
- You can draw several Disney characters from memory and will absentmindedly doodle them all over notebooks.
- Your family saves those plastic Mickey bowls that kids meals come in and you eat out of them regularly just like regular dishes.
- You've also got cups from WDW, tumblers with movie designs on them, resort mugs, and popcorn buckets from several different years, parks, and movies. Not to mention the salt and pepper shakers, the cookie jar, the oven mitts, the magnets, the pictures held by magnets on the fridge,
crocs on the floor, and dog dishes that are all completely Disney.
- You've posted in a thread with the same name as this one before (with several different answers) and don't mind re-posting at all. ^^