Bichon Barb
<font color=darkorchid>Mmmmm. French fries. Oh to
- Joined
- Jun 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,529
>> YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN
>
> 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't
> afford to buy a house.
> 2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to
> answer his cell phone.
> 3. The fastest part of your commute is going down
> your driveway.
> 4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
> 5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
> 6. Someone asks you how far away something is, you
> tell them how long it will take to get there
> rather than how many miles away it is.
>
> YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK WHEN
>
> 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know
> you mean Manhattan.
> 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
> 3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to
> get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but
> can't find Wisconsin on a map.
> 4. You think visiting Central Park is "back to
> nature."
> 5. You believe that being able to swear at people
> in their own language makes you multilingual.
> 6. You've worn out a car horn.
> 7 You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
>
> YOU LIVE IN ALASKA WHEN
>
> 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper,
> ketchup and Tabasco.
> 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
> 3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
> 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less
> than eight buttons.
> 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter,
> almost winter, and construction.
>
> YOU LIVE IN THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN
>
> 1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
> 2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
> 3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't
> from 'round these parts, are ya?"
> 4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
> 5. Everyone has 2 first names.
>
> YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN
>
> 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your
> $500 car.
> 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his
> way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
> 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
> 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still
> have a ponytail.
>
> YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHEN
>
> 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor
> knows your name.
> 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting
> to pass a tractor.
> 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on
> the same day.
> 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's
> my coat at?"
> 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic
> place, you say, "It was different! "
>
> YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN
>
> 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
> 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind --
> even houses and cars.
> 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent
> dermatologist.
> 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the
> state.
> 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by
> headless people,
> 6. You don't know how to vote.
>
>
>
> 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't
> afford to buy a house.
> 2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to
> answer his cell phone.
> 3. The fastest part of your commute is going down
> your driveway.
> 4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
> 5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
> 6. Someone asks you how far away something is, you
> tell them how long it will take to get there
> rather than how many miles away it is.
>
> YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK WHEN
>
> 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know
> you mean Manhattan.
> 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
> 3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to
> get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but
> can't find Wisconsin on a map.
> 4. You think visiting Central Park is "back to
> nature."
> 5. You believe that being able to swear at people
> in their own language makes you multilingual.
> 6. You've worn out a car horn.
> 7 You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
>
> YOU LIVE IN ALASKA WHEN
>
> 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper,
> ketchup and Tabasco.
> 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
> 3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
> 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less
> than eight buttons.
> 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter,
> almost winter, and construction.
>
> YOU LIVE IN THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN
>
> 1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
> 2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
> 3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't
> from 'round these parts, are ya?"
> 4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
> 5. Everyone has 2 first names.
>
> YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN
>
> 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your
> $500 car.
> 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his
> way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
> 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
> 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still
> have a ponytail.
>
> YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHEN
>
> 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor
> knows your name.
> 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting
> to pass a tractor.
> 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on
> the same day.
> 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's
> my coat at?"
> 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic
> place, you say, "It was different! "
>
> YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN
>
> 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
> 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind --
> even houses and cars.
> 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent
> dermatologist.
> 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the
> state.
> 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by
> headless people,
> 6. You don't know how to vote.
>
>
