Let's try this: everyone writes a totally original letter about why they don't want VMK to close. It can be a memoir, a persuasive essay, an OI piece (preferably prose), whatever. Just make seven copies of it.
This is where the scheduling comes in. We'll decide the week that this happens. Aengus
will announce the details of the event on his podcast (

) and it will be distributed to all of the VMK players that really care.
Here's what we do: Every day for a week, send one of those copies to Disney. Make sparse changes to each copy of the letter (such as the returning name, or wording of the letter) so that they don't seem like they're obvious clones.